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Posts: Bits About Blogging
Apr 26, 2015:
It's the Little Screens That Kill
Mar 25, 2015:
Radio Dazed
Jan 24, 2015:
It Just Goes (Amaz)On and On and On...
Jan 03, 2015:
Should Old Spam-quaintance Be Forgot?
Aug 07, 2014:
Pimp My Gimp
Aug 01, 2014:
We're Always Togetherments, Even When We're Apartments
Jul 15, 2014:
{Hi|Howdy|Hello}, You're a {Moron|Chowderhead|Boob}!
Mar 22, 2014:
First in Our Brains, Secondhand in Our Hearts
Sep 09, 2013:
A Preposterous Primer on Printing, Proudly Presented
Aug 04, 2013:
One Step Forward, One Post Back
Jul 19, 2013:
(Slightly-More-Than-A-)Milestone
May 24, 2013:
One Step Writeward, Three Steps Wrong
May 16, 2013:
There's a Sucker Bjorn Every Minute
Apr 29, 2013:
State of the Blog: 2013
Mar 08, 2013:
A Twitter Is as Twitter Does
Mar 04, 2013:
Fibber McGummo and Me
Dec 26, 2012:
The Zolton That Keeps On Giving
Sep 19, 2012:
Eek!-ing Out a Living
Aug 15, 2012:
Shitbox, Reshaped
Jul 25, 2012:
Somebody's Got 'Kabuls' of Steel
Jul 07, 2012:
Thats-a Cranky Meat-a Ball!
May 17, 2012:
MovableTitles
May 01, 2012:
Eek!Cards #1: Da Da Da DUM(P)
Apr 26, 2012:
Just Call Me Sir Spammed-a-Lot
Apr 22, 2012:
Of PBS, Podcasts and Polioed Presidents
Mar 13, 2012:
The Shrew'd Pupil
Feb 29, 2012:
Leaping to Catch Up
Feb 13, 2012:
Just the Facts, Ted
Jan 14, 2012:
Asleep at the Wheelllllllllllllllllllll
Nov 26, 2011:
An Editorial Buffoon
Aug 28, 2011:
Too Mean for Irene
Aug 10, 2011:
The Reviewer's Choice Awards
Jul 20, 2011:
Writing, Creatively
Jul 06, 2011:
A Pause, for These Special Announcements
Jul 03, 2011:
The Four Day Getaway
Jun 24, 2011:
The Craft (of the Daft)
Jun 03, 2011:
The Maine Event
May 22, 2011:
Lights! Camera! BONKING!
May 13, 2011:
The Partly-Pronounced Pepper
May 02, 2011:
Written, Writed, Wrote
Apr 10, 2011:
You Can't Fight Process
Apr 03, 2011:
We Now Return You to... Something
Mar 09, 2011:
Vengeful Gods, Gloating Gods
Feb 23, 2011:
Something That May Have Hatched from Green Eggs, and Spam
Feb 20, 2011:
The Zolton You Never Knew You Didn't Know
Feb 18, 2011:
The More Things Stay the Same, the More Things... Stay the Same
Feb 16, 2011:
Episode IV: A New Dope
Jun 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Browser?
May 10, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Bean(town)ie Babies
Apr 12, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Milestone'd!
Apr 08, 2009:
Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 01, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Snow Blows, and So Does Snow
Feb 22, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Barking Up an Old Tree
Jan 18, 2009:
Weekend Werind: The Things I Feel
Jan 08, 2009:
Pipe, Pipe, Douche!
Jan 04, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Matrimonial Memories
Dec 28, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Back to Base Camp
Dec 26, 2008:
Meat the Blogger
Dec 20, 2008:
Weekend Werind: The Posts of Christmas Past
Dec 14, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Cliche-O-Matic
Dec 06, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Shitbox Edition
Dec 01, 2008:
Your Tax Dollars, Hard at... Something
Nov 18, 2008:
Back to the Drivel Board
Nov 02, 2007:
First!!!1!eleventy!
Aug 05, 2007:
Gone, But Not Fishin'
Jul 27, 2007:
Amsterdamned If You Do
Apr 16, 2007:
Aaaand We're Back
Mar 21, 2007:
A Cataclysmic Contest Entry
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Dec 16, 2006:
It's Beginning to Feel a Lot Like Christmas
Dec 04, 2006:
The Weak A-Head
Sep 17, 2006:
Sunday Feature Fun
Aug 31, 2006:
Less Is More... Lucrative
Jul 06, 2006:
Bad Issues, and Good Issues
Jun 25, 2006:
The Best a Man Has Got
Jun 17, 2006:
Three Years Is a Charm
Jun 07, 2006:
Tomorrow's Only a Cliche Away
Jun 05, 2006:
Can I Quote You on That?
Jun 04, 2006:
Because No One Wants to Blog Alone
Jun 03, 2006:
Yuks from Yesteryear
Jun 01, 2006:
You Won't Even Miss Me
May 06, 2006:
Got Issues? Well, Go Get Some!
Apr 27, 2006:
The Post That Wasn't
Apr 26, 2006:
The Wowsy-Wowsy Woo-Woo Web
Apr 20, 2006:
How I Feel About... Orthodontists?
Apr 16, 2006:
Cliches Ole!
Mar 10, 2006:
I'm Here, I'm There, I'm Everywhere!
Mar 05, 2006:
I'm Movin' On Up!'
Dec 15, 2005:
Features Come, Features Go
Aug 21, 2005:
Well, That Was Quick!
Jun 17, 2005:
Really, Could the 'Twos' Get Any More Terrible?
May 25, 2005:
That's a Lot of Candles on the Cake, Baby!
Apr 10, 2005:
Mondays Are for Make-Believe
Mar 28, 2005:
One Bunch of Helpful Readers Deserves...
Feb 11, 2005:
I Thought It Was Awfully Quiet Around Here...
Feb 02, 2005:
A Post Too Evil to Even Begin, Apparently
Jan 22, 2005:
Please Don't Taunt the Gorilla in the Cage
Jan 07, 2005:
It's Not Writing, But It's Still 'Blogging', Dammit
Jan 06, 2005:
Comments? What Comments?
Nov 29, 2004:
Nothing to Worry About... It's All Under Control...
Nov 28, 2004:
Tidying Up on Sunday
Nov 23, 2004:
This Should Keep You Occupied While I'm at Work Today
Nov 17, 2004:
Helloooooo, Eugene!
Oct 30, 2004:
Why Does No One <i>Tell</i> Me These Things?!
Oct 27, 2004:
'Banner'? I Barely Even Know Her! Hah!
Oct 16, 2004:
Okay, So It's Not <i>Really</i> a Post...
Aug 27, 2004:
Okay, the 'Contest' Is Over...
Aug 26, 2004:
You Feel Lucky Today, Punk? Well? Do Ya?
Aug 26, 2004:
Well, It <i>Was</i> a Sad Day, Anyway
Aug 08, 2004:
<i>Everything's</i> Better... Except the Writing, of Course
Jul 22, 2004:
Another Thing That Probably Amuses Only Me
Jun 17, 2004:
Aw, Dammit, Now I'm All Misty-Eyed
Jun 13, 2004:
Four Shows, Two Sets, and a Big Thanks
Apr 23, 2004:
Well, They Can't All Be Gems, Right?
Apr 15, 2004:
If Only Kevin Bacon Had a Blog
Mar 16, 2004:
Please, No Soccer Yahooligans
Mar 12, 2004:
'State of the Blog': Back for Another Round
Mar 09, 2004:
Oh, That Is So Fricking Cool!
Mar 07, 2004:
Something for Everybody, From Everybody
Mar 03, 2004:
Man, I Am Not Looking Forward to Unpacking
Feb 29, 2004:
Say 'Cheese', Swiss-Style
Feb 27, 2004:
Well, Shit -- It Was Supposed to Be a Short Post
Feb 18, 2004:
Oh, It's Not Like I'm Perfect -- You Know the Drill By Now...
Feb 17, 2004:
I Can Almost Hear the 'Rocky' Theme...
Feb 12, 2004:
Just Because She Strikes Twice Doesn't Mean She's Not Lightning
Feb 12, 2004:
Really, I'll Make It Up to You! Promise!
Feb 08, 2004:
Wait for It... Wait for It... Wait... Not Yet!
Feb 03, 2004:
Spreading the Blather All Over the Blogosphere
Jan 30, 2004:
The Last 'State of the Blog' Post for a While
Jan 26, 2004:
Yes, It's Another 'State of the Blog' Post
Jan 21, 2004:
Memes and Themes and Contests, Oh My!
Jan 19, 2004:
Wow! And Thanks! And Welcome! And... Wow!
Jan 09, 2004:
Standup for the New Year
Jan 05, 2004:
Shit, I Only Got 40 Points... and I Wrote the Damned Test!!
Dec 21, 2003:
A Big Fat Fistful of Snark
Dec 18, 2003:
If Anyone Asks, I'm Not Here
Dec 17, 2003:
Where Do You Want to Blog Today?
Dec 16, 2003:
Pay No Attention to All the Crap Hidden in the Closets
Dec 16, 2003:
As the Xerox Turns?
Dec 11, 2003:
It Ain't a 'Fireside Chat', But It's All I've Got
Dec 11, 2003:
We Have a Wiener!
Dec 10, 2003:
The Short of It
Dec 05, 2003:
I'll Toot Your Horn If You'll... Um, Yeah, Never Mind
Dec 04, 2003:
A Comedy Update... But Not Necessarily a <i>Comedic</i> Update
Dec 01, 2003:
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Me. Oh, I Forgot -- Me!
Nov 25, 2003:
Congratulations? Thanks? Come Again? What?!
Nov 24, 2003:
Totally Topicless Tidbits
Nov 19, 2003:
Be Careful What You Ask For, When You're Really Just Trying to Be Nice
Nov 14, 2003:
Hey, I Finally <i>Get</i> It Now! Cool!
Nov 07, 2003:
Man, They Grow Up So Fast!
Nov 06, 2003:
Blogging It Forward
Oct 31, 2003:
Excuse Me Whilst I Do Some Cipherin'
Oct 24, 2003:
I Could Thank You Properly... But My Wife Would Be Pissed
Oct 22, 2003:
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Oct 21, 2003:
Some Things Are Gonna <i>Change</i> Around Here...
Oct 07, 2003:
This Is Not the Kind of 'Solo' I Want, Dammit!
Oct 04, 2003:
Just Think of It as 'Blog Post Roulette'
Sep 16, 2003:
Well, There's a Quarter. Do You Care Yet?
Sep 11, 2003:
This Is Not How I Thought I'd Join the Century Club
Sep 10, 2003:
Ninety-Nine Bloggity Posts on the Web, Ninety-Nine Bloggity Posts...
Aug 30, 2003:
As If My Life Weren't <i>Already</i> a Pain in the Ass
Jul 30, 2003:
Thanks for the Vanities
Jul 17, 2003:
Happy Blogiversary!
Jul 16, 2003:
The Next Day of the Rest of My Life?!?
Jul 14, 2003:
She Likes Me! She Really Likes Me!
Jul 11, 2003:
Maybe I Need 'Blogging For Dummies'...
Jun 27, 2003:
Titles Make the Blog Grow Bigger
Jun 26, 2003:
Your Stuff Is Shit, But This Shit... Is CRAP!
Jun 17, 2003:
Boston Bears a Blog
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