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Posts: Fun with Words!
Aug 01, 2015:
You Say To-MAH-To, They Say Get the Moose
May 21, 2015:
Why Can't I Squee You?
Jul 01, 2014:
An Idiom's Guide to Idiots, or Possibly Vice Versa
Apr 07, 2014:
It's My New Best Policy
Mar 19, 2014:
Tis the Seeeeeeeason
Nov 22, 2013:
Taxicab Confusions
Sep 05, 2013:
The Secret Wordshake
Jun 13, 2013:
The Grass Is as Green as Its Ever Going to Get, Pal
May 24, 2013:
One Step Writeward, Three Steps Wrong
Apr 11, 2013:
Time for Class, Goofyass
Feb 20, 2013:
Small Problem, Big Solution
Jan 31, 2013:
The Geriatric Greeting Goof-Up
Aug 28, 2012:
Bloemen Voor Algernon
Jul 05, 2012:
Everything Bad Is Kind Of Still Bad, Again
May 29, 2012:
Eek!Cards #21: Let Me Use You in a Sentence
Mar 20, 2012:
A-Vhaling Ve Vill Go
Jun 11, 2011:
A Sketchy Beginning
May 23, 2011:
At Home with the Bilgeburps
Apr 24, 2011:
Enunciator? I Barely Even KNOW 'Er!
Apr 01, 2011:
If I Ran the Mall
Dec 14, 2008:
Weekend Werind: Cliche-O-Matic
Dec 10, 2008:
In Bed with Advertisers
Nov 27, 2008:
A Thankless Effort
Nov 04, 2007:
Mnemonically Moronic
May 28, 2007:
The View from the 'Chief' Seats
Nov 15, 2006:
Functionally Outfoxed
Sep 21, 2006:
Charlie-Style Grammar, Lesson Three
Sep 17, 2006:
Sunday Feature Fun
Sep 14, 2006:
Who's on First? You Don't Wanna Know
Aug 31, 2006:
Less Is More... Lucrative
Aug 14, 2006:
Hiiii-ya-WATHA! Mojito! I-KEEEEE-ah!!
Jul 28, 2006:
Once Upon a Commute Dreary
Jul 18, 2006:
Live Nude Gorls!
Jul 10, 2006:
Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
May 20, 2006:
Lack of Words Can Always Hurt Me
Apr 20, 2006:
How I Feel About... Orthodontists?
Apr 18, 2006:
More Grammar, Charlie-Style
Apr 16, 2006:
Cliches Ole!
Apr 12, 2006:
You Asked for It, Buddy!
Apr 01, 2006:
How I Feel About... Hippos
Mar 25, 2006:
Leaving the Chips on the Table
Nov 16, 2005:
Just Wait Till '07 -- That'll Be Heaven!
Sep 17, 2005:
What's in a Name? <i>Everything</i>!
Sep 11, 2005:
Let This Be a Lesson to You, Dammit
Aug 29, 2005:
Don't Like This Post? I've Got One Word for You...
Aug 24, 2005:
Nom Appetit!
Aug 13, 2005:
Just Because It's Cliche Doesn't Mean It's Passe
Apr 12, 2005:
The News Is <i>So</i> Much More Interesting in My World
Dec 17, 2004:
Another Question for the Therapist I'll Eventually Need
Nov 20, 2004:
Finances and Taxonomy -- Now That's a Weekend, People!
Nov 02, 2004:
The One Where I Get All Political and Shit
Oct 25, 2004:
If You Don't Like <i>This</i> Game, Then You're Probably a _______
Oct 05, 2004:
The Sweet, Sweet Smell of Vindication
Oct 02, 2004:
I <i>Knew</i> There Was Something Missing Around Here...
Sep 24, 2004:
Hey -- I'm Not the Boss of You!
Sep 10, 2004:
An Ass By Any Other Name...
Jun 12, 2004:
Don't Even Ask What I Thought 'Organic' Meant
May 30, 2004:
Another Set of Hirsute Observations
Apr 28, 2004:
A Grammar Lesson, Charlie-Style
Apr 21, 2004:
Um... 'Mulva'?
Apr 13, 2004:
Does This Qualify as 'Bettering Myself'?
Mar 20, 2004:
Sometimes the Hardest Choices Are Also the Silliest
Feb 26, 2004:
No, Goddammit, I Did Not Say, 'Cheezit'!
Feb 13, 2004:
Hey, You Know Me... Would I Do That Sort of Thing?
Feb 11, 2004:
Yeah, Maybe It's Just Me... Never Mind
Feb 06, 2004:
Hey, I'm All Grumpy and Crabby Just Thinking About This
Jan 16, 2004:
Behold the Power of Doodles
Jan 05, 2004:
I'll Have the 'Footlong Festering Foot Rash' Sub, Please, With Farts and Feathers... Ooh, and Light Mayo, Too!
Dec 15, 2003:
Be Afraid... Be Very, Very, VERY Afraid!
Dec 06, 2003:
Another Bright Idea, From a Not-So-Bright Blogger
Jul 21, 2003:
With Six You Get Iggrull
Jul 07, 2003:
I Missed the Boat on 'Mister Poopy Pants', Too
Jun 21, 2003:
Keeping Abreast of an Old Friend's Problem
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