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Howdy, friendly reading person!
I'm on a bit of a hiatus right now, but only to work on other projects -- one incredibly exciting example being the newly-released kids' science book series Things That Make You Go Yuck!
If you're a science and/or silliness fan, give it a gander! See you soon!

If Anyone Asks, I’m Not Here

Hey, guys. It’s me — shhhhhhh!

I’m checking in from work, and I wanted to give you a little update. But don’t tell anyone, okay? I’m supposed to be working on some web thingy, or database, or some technical doohickey or other.

(I dunno — who comes up with this stuff, anyway?)

So don’t tell anybody I’m here, all right? I’m just popping in for a minute to tell you this:

  • My latest foray into the world of standup — from just last night; how’s that for ‘hot off the hilarity presses’ — is up! Click the link you just passed, or check the sidebar for more info, and the first two shows. Feedback is always welcome, even on the old shows. You never get tired of hearing, ‘Dude, you’re an ass.‘ Humph.
  • The bad news is that JavaJenn over at Mommy Needs Coffee is sick. (Everybody, all together now: ‘Awwwww!‘ Very nice.) The good news is that she’s graciously allowed me to help fill her shoes (black lace-up pumps, if you’re interested) with a guest post. And, of course, the even better news is that she’s got lots of other, older posts that are better than the drivel I dropped there, so you should really go check her out, and read through all her archives. I mention my post only to prove how nice (and, quite possibly, misguided) Jenn is; don’t actually read it. Go dig through the good stuff, instead.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got right now. I’d better go look busy for a couple of hours, so I’ll have time later to post something of substance here. In the meantime, go check out the standup clips, say ‘heya‘ and ‘get well, dammit‘ to Jenn, and I’ll see you back here later.

Now where the hell is this ‘database’ thingy again? Sheesh.

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2 Responses to “If Anyone Asks, I’m Not Here”

  1. tj says:

    k, still downloading the third show … but my impressions from the first two:

    LOVE the whole “end your words with bag” bit. “not just for flea and douche anymore” … *snicker*

    “my feet squish when i walk” … ewww. but in a good way. ewww ha-ha, not ewww nasty.

    oh, and that whole peanut butter thing among friends … i’m game if you are. um, but let’s use smooth. i tried chunky once, doesn’t do it for me.

  2. nefarious says:

    Sure, pickin’ up on my sick woman huh buddy? A man is out of the house and you just sneak in and slip your post into her inviting blog? Eeeeekk.. I don’t like where this comment is going.

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