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Posts: (Stupid) Computers

• Nov 13, 2015: Blue Suede SHUTIT!
• Nov 07, 2015: Apparently, I Will NOT Be Assimilated
• Apr 18, 2015: I'll Ask Ya Once, Then Alexa Again
• Mar 14, 2015: Local Incapacity
• Jan 31, 2015: Automation Resignation
• Dec 07, 2014: Phone-y Baloney Part II
• Oct 26, 2014: Camera Incompetenta
• Aug 07, 2014: Pimp My Gimp
• Jul 23, 2014: If the Bit Fits, You're in Deep Shit
• Sep 29, 2013: None Direction
• Aug 08, 2013: Less Safe, More Sound
• Jul 15, 2013: ummmm........ ur a grammer nazi, lololol!!!!!!!
• Jun 25, 2013: A Travesty in Blue(Tooth)
• May 28, 2013: The Signal-to-Annoys Ratio
• May 20, 2013: Should Not Compute
• Mar 30, 2013: A Glass Half-Empty, Too Expensive and Currently Out of Stock
• Mar 08, 2013: A Twitter Is as Twitter Does
• Feb 04, 2013: This Hardware's Gone Limp
• Jan 19, 2013: Audiobork'd
• Nov 16, 2012: Phone-y Baloney
• Nov 12, 2012: Boys Just Want to Have Phone
• Jul 02, 2012: A Fool and His Facebook
• May 17, 2012: MovableTitles
• May 06, 2012: Does TOO Compute!
• Sep 12, 2011: Service Loser
• Aug 18, 2011: Love/Hate in an Elevator
• Jul 16, 2011: The Sketch That Nearly Wasn't
• Jul 12, 2011: The Global Persnicketing System
• Jul 10, 2011: Google, Nonplussed
• May 28, 2011: Automated Tattletaler Machine
• May 26, 2011: Just-In-Time Toweling
• May 16, 2011: More of the Shame
• May 08, 2011: Be Afraid; Be Just a Little Afraid
• Apr 17, 2011: Powerless-on, Learned
• Apr 06, 2011: More Balking, Less Talking
• Mar 28, 2011: The Tech God Two-Step
• Mar 22, 2011: A Most Excel-lent Program
• Mar 19, 2011: Wii-anderthal Man
• Mar 18, 2011: They Queryin' ERRR'BODY Out Here!
• Mar 09, 2011: Vengeful Gods, Gloating Gods
• Mar 08, 2011: The Key(board) to Success
• Mar 26, 2009: Mystery Stutter Theater 3000
• Mar 06, 2009: Boxing with Pandora
• Jan 28, 2009: Not a Creature Is Stirring
• Jan 15, 2009: Thanks for the Memory (Card)
• Jan 08, 2009: Pipe, Pipe, Douche!
• Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
• Feb 02, 2008: I Recommend You Go to Hell
• Jun 26, 2007: The Spam Giveth
• May 03, 2007: The Keys to My Job
• Apr 29, 2007: Lust in Translation?
• Feb 02, 2007: R-O-C-K-B-O-T-T-O-M on a Triple Word Score
• Dec 11, 2006: A Desktop in Winter
• Nov 27, 2006: Tis the e-Season
• Oct 09, 2006: (Net)Working for the Weekend
• Jul 24, 2006: Charlielocks and the Three Tards
• Jun 28, 2006: With This RAM Chip, I Thee Wed?
• Jun 22, 2006: Notes on a Notebook
• May 14, 2006: Indecision Sunday
• Apr 27, 2006: Damn, It Must Feel Good to Be a Gangsta
• Apr 26, 2006: The Wowsy-Wowsy Woo-Woo Web
• Mar 22, 2006: You've Got... PROBLEMS!
• Mar 14, 2006: A Photo-Phone Phiasco
• Feb 14, 2006: The Monitor Is Free; the Hernia Surgery Will Cost You
• Jan 16, 2006: Don't Dream It's Ever (Going to Work Again)
• Jan 11, 2006: Whatever 'It' Is, Get Your Filthy Hands Off It!
• Oct 29, 2005: Jonesin' for the Jack-in
• Sep 19, 2004: I'm Back, Baby!
• Sep 15, 2004: Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Chop 'Em Into Tiny Bits and Piss On 'Em
• Sep 13, 2004: I Found Myself Another Lost Weekend
• Sep 04, 2004: Requiem for a Motherboard
• Aug 22, 2004: Hey, That's a Printer Port, Not a Finger Hole!
• Jul 29, 2003: It's as Easy as, 'One, Two, Twelve, K, Delta, Nine, T, Sixteen, Bleh!'