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Everything’s Better… Except the Writing, of Course

Hey, there, blogpeepers.

Nothing particularly hilarious at the moment — I just want to call your collective attention to a couple of updates made today around the ol’ site.

First, I mentioned a few days ago that I’ve commissioned the cast of the Simpsons to supply ‘book jacket quotes’ for the site, to show the world that famous fictional characters really do care about me and my blog.

(Okay, okay — so really, I’m just lifting quotes out of Simpsons episodes. I’m a sad, pathetic little man. Shaddup.)

Anyway, the point is, I’ve added a bunch more quotes to the pool, and now also have a summary page of all the quotes. Just click on the ‘What the Simpsons Say‘ header above the quote (or the one you just finished reading) to see all the quotes, and further waffling about the whole thing.

Also, for those interested in the trivial minutiae of this site, I updated the Affiliations page, where I link to the directories and site rating systems that have been kind enough to include me. Go check a couple out, and tell them I sent you. And how much you love me. And how cute I am. Yes. Ahem.

Okay, so finally, I added a few upcoming shows to the ‘Standup Standup’ section on the left sidebar. Rick at the Comedy Studio has been nice enough to book me for a few shows in the fall and winter, and there’s also a Comedy Connection gig pending, too. My home computer is still on the fritz, so the video clips of past shows are still down, but I’ll try to keep the list up to date when the schedule changes. Just in case you’re interested. And you know you are. You slinky little minx, you.

All right, that’s about it for now. I’ve got a couple of topics lined up — I’ve been thinking about tackling religion, politics, and telemarketers, among other things — but right now, I’ve got a little work to do, and a lot of beer to drink. And not necessarily in that order. I’ll catch you pancakes on the flip side. Happy Sunday, folks!