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Posts: Grooming Gaffes
Nov 13, 2015:
Blue Suede SHUTIT!
Oct 24, 2015:
October Showers Bring Shivery Glowers
May 16, 2015:
A Tall, Uncool Shake of Water
Apr 04, 2015:
Taking Out the Trash (Talk)
Feb 21, 2015:
Oh, the Wearing Outside is Frightful
Jul 10, 2014:
Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...
May 13, 2014:
Weather She Will, Or Weather She Won't
Apr 22, 2014:
It's the (L)Easter I Can Do
Mar 31, 2014:
Picture-Perfect Pants
Aug 24, 2013:
You Can Call It "Homecoming Clean"
Jul 27, 2013:
Of Hiking Shoes and Expert Blues
May 01, 2013:
The Washed-Up Washer
Dec 02, 2012:
Wings That Go Bang in the Night
Jun 25, 2012:
Toilet (Re)Training
May 05, 2012:
Eek!Cards #4: "Abstinence", by Victoria's Secret
May 03, 2012:
A Hard Day's Pants
Apr 30, 2012:
Eye Am Not an Animal!
Mar 06, 2012:
Eye So Sorry!
Jan 24, 2012:
The Boxers Debriefing
Nov 01, 2011:
Plug, Plug, Plug, DOOF!
Oct 17, 2011:
Weekend, As Usual
Aug 14, 2011:
Good Help Is So Easy to Lose
May 26, 2011:
Just-In-Time Toweling
Apr 21, 2011:
The Terrycloth Truth
Mar 23, 2011:
The After-Hours Office Adventures
Mar 20, 2011:
Real. Uncomfortable. Jeans.
May 07, 2009:
Home Staging on Several Dimes
Apr 27, 2009:
Caulk Blocked
Feb 18, 2009:
Husband? What Husband?
Jan 05, 2009:
Clothes Make the Maniac
Dec 23, 2008:
We're Packing for a Thwacking
Dec 19, 2008:
Just Call Me 'Cresty LaRue'
Dec 16, 2008:
A Hurtin' from a Curtain
Dec 05, 2008:
Caught with My Paints Down
Nov 26, 2008:
A Hazy Shock of Winter
Nov 25, 2008:
Sock It to Me
Nov 21, 2008:
Now I See You... Now Can I Go, Please?
Jan 30, 2008:
Spinal Tee, Not for Me
Jan 16, 2008:
Rarely Silky, Never Smooth
Nov 30, 2007:
The Shaves and Shave-Nots
Jul 25, 2007:
A Cottonelle Conundrum
Jul 05, 2007:
Shampoozled!
Jun 06, 2007:
Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
May 25, 2007:
'Tis the Sweating Season
May 20, 2007:
The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
Apr 26, 2007:
The Blind and the Bristly
Apr 21, 2007:
The Pants of Springtime
Apr 06, 2007:
The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 05, 2007:
Monday Meeting Misfortunes
Feb 28, 2007:
Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 20, 2007:
Rocking the Roll
Feb 18, 2007:
Color Me Shampoozled
Jan 22, 2007:
Toothbrush, or Torture Device?
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 22, 2006:
Don't Look, Ma -- No Hands!
Oct 17, 2006:
The 'Call' of Nature
Oct 11, 2006:
Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear
Sep 24, 2006:
Too Many Secrets
Aug 11, 2006:
Nature Calling, Can You Hold?
Aug 03, 2006:
The Wok of Shame?
Jul 16, 2006:
The Talented Mr. Charlie
Jun 21, 2006:
Weirdo in the Washroom
May 19, 2006:
Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
Apr 14, 2006:
A Dilemma in Denim
Apr 10, 2006:
Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
Mar 23, 2006:
Adventures in Pottysitting
Mar 19, 2006:
Backdrafts and Bus Routes
Nov 29, 2005:
Nails Are Tough!
Nov 10, 2005:
Hair Today, 'Hairrendous' Tomorrow
Sep 22, 2005:
I Think My Bic's Been Flicked
Sep 08, 2005:
That's Mister Stinkypants to You
Jun 23, 2005:
What Do You Mean, I've Always Looked This Way?!
Apr 23, 2005:
Not the 'Warm Fuzzies' I Had in Mind
Mar 24, 2005:
Dirty Laundry Never Felt So Good
Feb 10, 2005:
The Sweatpants of Opportunity
Jan 14, 2005:
I'll Have the 'Gringo Starr' Style, Por Favor
Nov 11, 2004:
Red Alert! Red Alert! There's a Heifer in My Pants!
Oct 23, 2004:
Two Things Before Bedtime
Aug 04, 2004:
I Think I'd Prefer the B.O., Thank You Very Much
Jul 30, 2004:
Hey, Who Dropped a Monday in Front of My Weekend?
Feb 12, 2004:
Sure, I Hate Being Late... But I Don't Hate It <i>That</i> Much
Jan 23, 2004:
Chewing on a Problem
Jan 17, 2004:
Maybe It Would Be Safer to Just 'Go Commando'
Dec 08, 2003:
Gee, I Always Thought It Would Involve an Angry Mob, Somehow
Dec 05, 2003:
Yeah, It's Bathroom Humor... But It's Not That Kind of Bathroom Humor
Nov 15, 2003:
I'd Raise an Eyebrow Over It... But That Would Just Make It Worse
Nov 12, 2003:
Hair Today, Hair Again Tomorrow
Nov 02, 2003:
Can You Keep a 'Secret'?
Oct 03, 2003:
Rose-Colored, These Bastards Are Not!
Oct 02, 2003:
Adventures With Naked Eyeballs, Part Two
Sep 07, 2003:
Please Be Patient... We're Experiencing Ocular Difficulties
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