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Posts: Married and a Moron
Dec 12, 2015:
(Maybe Don't) Gimme Shelter
Sep 05, 2015:
Dinner by Lighthouselight
Nov 01, 2014:
Taxi-mum Overdrive
Oct 26, 2014:
Camera Incompetenta
Sep 20, 2014:
Nine-and-a-Half Reasons I'm Not Invited to the Next Party
Aug 21, 2014:
Polly Wanna Freaking Give Me a Hint Over Here?
Jun 02, 2014:
At the End of My Wrap
Mar 31, 2014:
Picture-Perfect Pants
Dec 05, 2013:
The Overly Auditory Lavatory
Nov 18, 2013:
If You're Happy, Then I'm... Something, I'm Sure
Nov 06, 2013:
Sticking My Deck Out
Sep 01, 2013:
Feeling No Pain(t)
Aug 28, 2013:
Mystery in the Medicine Cabinet
Jul 23, 2013:
Hell Is Other Umbrellas
Jul 03, 2013:
One Secret Too Many
Jun 21, 2013:
The Green Green Groceries of Home
Jun 01, 2013:
Another Year, and I Feel Vine
May 20, 2013:
Should Not Compute
May 04, 2013:
Spare Me, Change
May 01, 2013:
The Washed-Up Washer
Apr 27, 2013:
A Man, a Fan and No Plan
Apr 23, 2013:
Survival of the Week
Mar 19, 2013:
Ice Not for Whom the Bell Tolls
Mar 04, 2013:
Fibber McGummo and Me
Mar 01, 2013:
Lock-Blocked
Feb 12, 2013:
Pandora's Botch
Jan 11, 2013:
The Rule of Tree
Nov 24, 2012:
Brunching Bad
Nov 20, 2012:
Three Brakes a Lady
Oct 23, 2012:
When You Car Enough...
Oct 08, 2012:
No Sleep Till Brookline
Oct 04, 2012:
(In)Security Measures
Sep 01, 2012:
Nearly Nickeled, Undoubtedly Dimed
Jul 23, 2012:
The Family Jerk-le
Jun 25, 2012:
Toilet (Re)Training
Jun 18, 2012:
Oh-So-Special Delivery
Jun 06, 2012:
There Are No Dumpling Questions, Dear
Jun 03, 2012:
The Guide That Keeps On Gifting
May 05, 2012:
Eek!Cards #4: "Abstinence", by Victoria's Secret
Mar 10, 2012:
An 'F' for Chef-fort
Feb 18, 2012:
Alone Again (Condominiumally)
Feb 07, 2012:
My Sunday Less-Than-Best
Jan 21, 2012:
Concerto in D-43! D-43! Hut! Hut! HUT!!
Dec 22, 2011:
That's (Not) a Wrap!
Dec 13, 2011:
Tradition: Impossible
Nov 04, 2011:
Lord, Grant Me Providence (Or at Least Pawtucket)
Oct 24, 2011:
She Bedded Me with Science
Sep 10, 2011:
Quidamed If I Do, Quidamed If I Don't
Sep 01, 2011:
The "Other" Peoples' Party
Aug 30, 2011:
Law Is Hell
Aug 28, 2011:
Too Mean for Irene
Aug 14, 2011:
Good Help Is So Easy to Lose
Aug 12, 2011:
Hopeless Solo
Aug 06, 2011:
Ask a Simple Question, Get a Septic Answer
Jul 25, 2011:
Early to Bed, Inflated to Rise
Jun 28, 2011:
In-dog-cent Exposure
Jun 20, 2011:
When You ElderCare Enough...
Jun 15, 2011:
The Bed of Damocles
Jun 03, 2011:
The Maine Event
May 30, 2011:
Vive la Anniversaire!
May 26, 2011:
Just-In-Time Toweling
May 19, 2011:
Coping with Anniversity
May 15, 2011:
Scheme and Scheme Alike
May 11, 2011:
The Old Bait and Shop
May 06, 2011:
The Embiggening Juxtaposition
May 03, 2011:
I'm an Excellent Fireplace
May 01, 2011:
Bare Swan
Apr 24, 2011:
Enunciator? I Barely Even KNOW 'Er!
Apr 23, 2011:
Now We're Cooking with Obvious!
Apr 21, 2011:
The Terrycloth Truth
Apr 11, 2011:
One If By Land, Screwed If By Me
Mar 27, 2011:
I'm So Glad We Had This Sketch Together
Mar 24, 2011:
Now You Sushi; Now You Don't
Mar 20, 2011:
Real. Uncomfortable. Jeans.
Mar 16, 2011:
The Fauxga Party
Mar 04, 2011:
Always Bet on Gas
Feb 17, 2011:
Why Call It 'Apartment', When We're So Close Together?
May 19, 2009:
Walk It Off, Doofus
May 14, 2009:
Il(lin') Postino
May 03, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Screwup in Aisle Three
Apr 27, 2009:
Caulk Blocked
Apr 08, 2009:
Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 08, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Behind the Times
Mar 02, 2009:
From Doggie Bag to Dog House
Feb 27, 2009:
The Early Bird Can Go to Hell
Feb 25, 2009:
Getting a Move-On?
Feb 23, 2009:
Mardi Party Hardy
Feb 20, 2009:
S'No Boarding Like Snowboarding
Feb 18, 2009:
Husband? What Husband?
Feb 16, 2009:
(Dirty) Clothes Make the Man
Feb 12, 2009:
A Bum Skier
Feb 07, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Love, Factually
Jan 27, 2009:
Bearing the Bull
Jan 21, 2009:
Terms of Undearment
Jan 04, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Matrimonial Memories
Jan 02, 2009:
And One for My Mouth, Please -- Size 16EEE
Jan 01, 2009:
Where in the World Is Charlie Sandiego?
Dec 23, 2008:
We're Packing for a Thwacking
Dec 22, 2008:
The Dinnertime Disease Dilemma
Dec 17, 2008:
Lights! Camera! Auction!
Dec 16, 2008:
A Hurtin' from a Curtain
Dec 15, 2008:
The Swearing of the Lawyers
Dec 08, 2008:
Hungry for Handel
Dec 04, 2008:
You Love Eighteen Years and What Do You Get?
Dec 03, 2008:
Romancing the Stalk
Nov 27, 2008:
A Thankless Effort
Nov 26, 2008:
A Hazy Shock of Winter
Nov 22, 2008:
Bon Appe-TV
Jan 09, 2008:
Scone Appetit
Dec 10, 2007:
Troubles with TiVos
Nov 20, 2007:
Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 21, 2007:
Two Tricky Tickets
Jun 25, 2007:
Food Pas
Jun 17, 2007:
Another Not-So-Hot Idea Gone Wrong
Jun 11, 2007:
O Henry? Oh, Brother!
May 20, 2007:
The Tale of the Tricky Toilet
Apr 11, 2007:
Grouch, Interrupted
Apr 06, 2007:
The Near-Perfect Pants
Mar 17, 2007:
The Habanero Brouhaha
Mar 13, 2007:
Tournament? What Tournament?
Mar 09, 2007:
Getting a Move On?
Mar 06, 2007:
Too Stupid for Cupid
Mar 02, 2007:
The Kook Catches a Cold
Feb 28, 2007:
Call the Rattler Roto-Rooter
Feb 23, 2007:
All Mixed Up
Feb 20, 2007:
Rocking the Roll
Feb 18, 2007:
Color Me Shampoozled
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Feb 08, 2007:
Say What with Flowers?
Feb 06, 2007:
Into the Flix Mix
Feb 05, 2007:
The Looming of the Lambs?
Jan 24, 2007:
The Only Thing We Have to Fear...
Jan 22, 2007:
Toothbrush, or Torture Device?
Jan 20, 2007:
Thoughts on Tots
Jan 16, 2007:
Buffet Appetit
Dec 08, 2006:
Nutcracked
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Oct 31, 2006:
These Treats Are Tricky
Oct 20, 2006:
Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 18, 2006:
Leaf That Car Alone!
Oct 13, 2006:
What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 10, 2006:
A Duck on Borrowed Time
Oct 02, 2006:
Game, Set... Salad?
Sep 26, 2006:
There's No Fun in Poking
Sep 24, 2006:
Too Many Secrets
Aug 17, 2006:
A Potent Purple Potion
Aug 10, 2006:
At Least I Got to Third Base
Aug 06, 2006:
The Wrongest Yard
Aug 04, 2006:
One Mucked-Up Morning
Jul 10, 2006:
Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 07, 2006:
Putting the Squeeze On
Jul 03, 2006:
Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 21, 2006:
Weirdo in the Washroom
May 25, 2006:
It's the Little Things That Kill
May 19, 2006:
Maybe It's Crammed Full of French Fried Pertaters
Apr 19, 2006:
Three Prongs for a Doctor
Apr 16, 2006:
Making a List, Wrecking It Twice
Apr 06, 2006:
La Celebracion Mas Fina
Mar 28, 2006:
Dances with Dysentery
Feb 19, 2006:
Missing the Point(s) of Marriage?
Nov 08, 2005:
The Battle of the Bulb
Oct 08, 2005:
Guinness at the Reception? What a Beautiful Ceremony!
Aug 26, 2005:
Only My Attire Is 'Appropriate'
Aug 19, 2005:
You Have Questions; I Have Orange Fingers
Jun 19, 2005:
Man, This Year is Gonna Be <i>Hard</i>
May 19, 2005:
Yes, I'm a Hopeless Romantic
Mar 29, 2005:
I've Gotta Go <i>Where</i>? And Talk to <i>Who</i>? Wearing <i>What</i>?!
Nov 14, 2004:
Halfway to Hermitville
Nov 12, 2004:
All Kinds of Time, and No Partner in Crime
Sep 23, 2004:
Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Aug 19, 2004:
Life Lesson #232
Aug 16, 2004:
'And in This Corner, Weighing in at... Three Pounds Lighter Than He Was Ten Minutes Ago...'
Aug 05, 2004:
Laying Down the Law
May 15, 2004:
Mowed Down Before I Had a Chance
Mar 27, 2004:
'Date Night' Kicks Off
Mar 08, 2004:
Help! Help! I'm Being Garanimalized!
Jan 25, 2004:
Freedom Never Looked So Good! (Or Scared the Neighbors So Much!)
Jan 20, 2004:
Yes, Natalie, That's My Final Answer!
Jan 16, 2004:
See, <i>This</i> Is Why We're Married
Jan 04, 2004:
Another Few Days of This, and I'll Look Like the Unabomber
Jan 04, 2004:
Please Tell Me Those Are Chocolate Cupcakes Stuck to the Ceiling
Jan 03, 2004:
Flying Solo for a Night
Dec 23, 2003:
The 'Truth' Will Set You Free
Dec 12, 2003:
I Just <i>Knew</i> She Was the One...
Oct 09, 2003:
Just Another Pain in the Ice
Aug 17, 2003:
And the 'Selfless Humanitarian Husband / Homeowner of the Year' Award Goes to...
Jul 19, 2003:
No, Really -- I Have <i>Plenty</i> to Do
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