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Posts: Weird for the Sake of Weird

• May 21, 2015: Why Can't I Squee You?
• Apr 11, 2015: Manifest Doofusry
• Sep 13, 2014: Man's Only, Probably Untasty, Friend
• Mar 21, 2014: Refreshingly Honest Chinese Restaurant Delivery Menu Items
• Mar 27, 2013: Life, According to Bernhard Schtinson
• Oct 28, 2011: Oh, Martha!
• Sep 06, 2011: To Air-Guitar Is Human
• May 12, 2011: The Evolution of Early(-Morning) Man
• Apr 14, 2011: Butchered!
• Apr 07, 2011: Armageddon a Little Nervous
• Apr 01, 2011: If I Ran the Mall
• Mar 31, 2011: How I Feel About... Spaghetti
• Jun 07, 2009: Weekend Werind: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Browser?
• Mar 27, 2009: The Home of Tomorrow, Available the Day After Tomorrow
• Jan 18, 2009: Weekend Werind: The Things I Feel
• Jan 16, 2009: Musical Memos: For Those About to Rock
• Apr 23, 2007: Jack Bauer Goes to the Grocery Store
• Apr 17, 2007: Ye Olde Passengere Bille of Rightes
• Dec 07, 2006: How I Feel About... Marshmallows
• Oct 26, 2006: The Not-At-All-Natural Weight Loss Solution
• Oct 11, 2006: Life Lessons Learned From My Underwear
• Sep 28, 2006: You Can Never Be Patronized Enough
• Sep 19, 2006: Here I Come to Save... Eh, Forget It
• Sep 18, 2006: How I Feel About... Libraries
• Sep 17, 2006: Sunday Feature Fun
• Sep 13, 2006: Tacky Tunes for Turkey Toys
• Sep 05, 2006: The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
• Aug 23, 2006: The Muppet Picayune, Page Twelve: Personal Ads
• Aug 18, 2006: The Kitchen Responds: The Tale of the Teapot
• Aug 03, 2006: The Wok of Shame?
• Jul 28, 2006: Once Upon a Commute Dreary
• Jul 25, 2006: Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
• Jul 17, 2006: Diary of a Disneyworld Mickey
• Jun 02, 2006: The Ugly Mug Menagerie
• May 12, 2006: Imaginary Catalog: 'Wedding Cake Figurines'
• May 07, 2006: Speed-Dating Diaries: The Jolly Green Giant
• Apr 24, 2006: Good Eats, Amazing Feats
• Apr 20, 2006: How I Feel About... Orthodontists?
• Apr 01, 2006: How I Feel About... Hippos
• Mar 22, 2006: It's What I Oughtn't to Do, But I Do Anyway
• Sep 05, 2005: Sweet Buttery Fudgy Weekend!
• Apr 20, 2005: Maybe the <i>Ladies</i> Can Appreciate This, at Least
• Mar 09, 2005: Daddy, That's a Bunch of Baloney
• Feb 21, 2005: Random Monday Madness
• Feb 07, 2005: See What Mondays Do to Me?
• Feb 04, 2005: I Think This Post Says a Lot About Me... But I Hope Not
• Jan 26, 2005: Carnac Would've Known the Answer...
• Jan 11, 2005: Pure Panda-monium
• Jan 09, 2005: This One's Sim-ply Biblical
• Dec 18, 2004: Where Be My 'Slammer Skillz'?
• Aug 31, 2004: How the Hell Do You Seque from 'Air Conditioners' to <i>That</i>?!
• Aug 26, 2004: I Feel... <i>Fluffy</i> -- Oh, So Fluffy
• Aug 02, 2004: Wine, Women, and... Holy God, Do You Smell That?!
• Jun 23, 2004: No, You Can't Plead 'No Contest'
• Jun 09, 2004: Don't Monkey Around With Me, Dammit
• May 27, 2004: Making Pyramids Out of Molehills
• May 09, 2004: A Whole New Way to Claim That Nothing Is Ever My Fault
• May 04, 2004: Wait, Tell Me Again... <i>Who</i> Told You It Was Okay to Bother Me?
• Apr 05, 2004: Revelations, Book One
• Mar 22, 2004: Ya Think Moses and Joan of Arc Had These Problems?
• Feb 22, 2004: Thank the Gods Fran Drescher Wasn't Around Back Then
• Feb 05, 2004: So Does This Make It Better... or Worse?
• Jan 26, 2004: No, 'Old McDonald' Does <i>Not</i> Count
• Jan 22, 2004: It'll All Make Sense in a Little While...
• Jan 21, 2004: But Will It Fit on a T-Shirt?
• Jan 16, 2004: You Had Me at 'Probed'
• Jan 06, 2004: Let's Take a Stroll Through My Nightmare, Shall We?
• Nov 28, 2003: If I Disappear, You'll Know the <span class="blued">Pentagon Brass</span> Has Their Claws Into Me
• Nov 21, 2003: The Good, the Bad, and the 'What the Hell Are You Doing, Dude?!'
• Oct 14, 2003: Heroes Who <i>Always</i> 'Turn the Other Cheek'
• Sep 19, 2003: Maintenance Like One Day of Pirate**
• Jul 10, 2003: A Quickie While I Work on the Next Manifesto...