var clicheArray = new Array();
clicheArray['1x1x1'] = "hungry";
clicheArray['1x1x2'] = "peckish";
clicheArray['1x1x3'] = "famished";
clicheArray['1x1x4'] = "horny";
clicheArray['1x1x5'] = "thirsty";
clicheArray['1x1x6'] = "drunk";
clicheArray['1x2x1'] = "pork";
clicheArray['1x2x2'] = "lick";
clicheArray['1x2x3'] = "cram";
clicheArray['1x2x4'] = "flambe";
clicheArray['1x2x5'] = "gobble";
clicheArray['1x2x6'] = "suck down";
clicheArray['1x2x7'] = "hork up";
clicheArray['1x3x1'] = "penguin";
clicheArray['1x3x2'] = "Pontiac";
clicheArray['1x3x3'] = "crapshack";
clicheArray['1x3x4'] = "Frenchman";
clicheArray['1x3x5'] = "woodsman";
clicheArray['1x3x6'] = "schnauzer";
clicheArray['1x3x7'] = "llama";
clicheArray['1x3x8'] = "pony";
clicheArray['1x3x9'] = "Howitzer";
clicheArray['2x1x1'] = "knocked";
clicheArray['2x1x2'] = "slapped";
clicheArray['2x1x3'] = "poked";
clicheArray['2x1x4'] = "stripped";
clicheArray['2x1x5'] = "bowled";
clicheArray['2x1x6'] = "whipped";
clicheArray['2x1x7'] = "banged";
clicheArray['2x1x8'] = "spanked";
clicheArray['2x2x1'] = "loopy";
clicheArray['2x2x2'] = "silly";
clicheArray['2x2x3'] = "punchy";
clicheArray['2x2x4'] = "knickerless";
clicheArray['2x2x5'] = "naked";
clicheArray['2x2x6'] = "quivery";
clicheArray['2x2x7'] = "droopy";
clicheArray['2x2x8'] = "frothy";
clicheArray['2x2x9'] = "giggly";
clicheArray['2x2x10'] = "sideways";
clicheArray['2x3x1'] = "salad shooter";
clicheArray['2x3x2'] = "noodle";
clicheArray['2x3x3'] = "rib spreader";
clicheArray['2x3x4'] = "egg beater";
clicheArray['2x3x5'] = "paper bag";
clicheArray['2x3x6'] = "ball gag";
clicheArray['2x3x7'] = "garden hose";
clicheArray['2x3x7'] = "weed whacker";
clicheArray['3x1x1'] = "piss";
clicheArray['3x1x2'] = "crap";
clicheArray['3x1x3'] = "spit";
clicheArray['3x1x4'] = "shit";
clicheArray['3x1x5'] = "breathe";
clicheArray['3x1x6'] = "sweat";
clicheArray['3x1x7'] = "hump";
clicheArray['3x1x8'] = "step";
clicheArray['3x1x9'] = "suck";
clicheArray['3x2x1'] = "leg";
clicheArray['3x2x2'] = "head";
clicheArray['3x2x3'] = "crotch";
clicheArray['3x2x4'] = "puppy";
clicheArray['3x2x5'] = "hand";
clicheArray['3x2x6'] = "toes";
clicheArray['3x2x7'] = "mother";
clicheArray['3x2x8'] = "cakehole";
clicheArray['3x2x9'] = "bed";
clicheArray['3x2x10'] = "porch";
clicheArray['3x3x1'] = "cookies";
clicheArray['3x3x2'] = "Tuesday";
clicheArray['3x3x3'] = "foreplay";
clicheArray['3x3x4'] = "Christmas";
clicheArray['3x3x5'] = "chocolate";
clicheArray['3x3x6'] = "peaches";
clicheArray['3x3x7'] = "yummy";
clicheArray['3x3x8'] = "cotton candy";
clicheArray['3x3x9'] = "tofurkey";
clicheArray['4x1x1'] = "wiggliest";
clicheArray['4x1x2'] = "perkiest";
clicheArray['4x1x3'] = "slipperiest";
clicheArray['4x1x4'] = "sweatiest";
clicheArray['4x1x5'] = "horniest";
clicheArray['4x1x6'] = "roundest";
clicheArray['4x1x7'] = "scariest";
clicheArray['4x1x8'] = "sexiest";
clicheArray['4x2x1'] = "dildo";
clicheArray['4x2x2'] = "pair of nipples";
clicheArray['4x2x3'] = "stripper";
clicheArray['4x2x4'] = "testicle";
clicheArray['4x2x5'] = "pervert";
clicheArray['4x2x6'] = "cherry";
clicheArray['4x2x7'] = "transvestite";
clicheArray['4x2x8'] = "enchilada";
clicheArray['4x3x1'] = "nightstand";
clicheArray['4x3x2'] = "porno";
clicheArray['4x3x3'] = "dancing pole";
clicheArray['4x3x4'] = "underpants";
clicheArray['4x3x5'] = "ice cream sundae";
clicheArray['4x3x6'] = "chorus line";
clicheArray['4x3x7'] = "taco platter";
clicheArray['4x3x8'] = "titty bar";
clicheArray['5x1x1'] = "tits";
clicheArray['5x1x2'] = "weenie";
clicheArray['5x1x3'] = "hoes";
clicheArray['5x1x4'] = "sailors";
clicheArray['5x1x5'] = "action";
clicheArray['5x1x6'] = "love juice";
clicheArray['5x1x7'] = "champagne";
clicheArray['5x1x8'] = "inmates";
clicheArray['5x2x1'] = "bigger";
clicheArray['5x2x2'] = "wigglier";
clicheArray['5x2x3'] = "bitchier";
clicheArray['5x2x4'] = "manlier";
clicheArray['5x2x5'] = "curlier";
clicheArray['5x2x6'] = "sweatier";
clicheArray['5x2x7'] = "stringier";
clicheArray['5x2x8'] = "foamier";
clicheArray['5x3x1'] = "push-up bra";
clicheArray['5x3x2'] = "other pants";
clicheArray['5x3x3'] = "OK Corral";
clicheArray['5x3x4'] = "Swedish Navy";
clicheArray['5x3x5'] = "old folks' home";
clicheArray['5x3x6'] = "other bed";
clicheArray['5x3x7'] = "other cell block";
clicheArray['6x1x1'] = "bang";
clicheArray['6x1x2'] = "strip";
clicheArray['6x1x3'] = "tickle";
clicheArray['6x1x4'] = "polish off";
clicheArray['6x1x5'] = "lick";
clicheArray['6x1x6'] = "grease up";
clicheArray['6x1x7'] = "pimpslap";
clicheArray['6x1x8'] = "zipper up";
clicheArray['6x2x1'] = "monkey";
clicheArray['6x2x2'] = "hooker";
clicheArray['6x2x3'] = "piggie";
clicheArray['6x2x4'] = "doorknob";
clicheArray['6x2x5'] = "Tootsie Roll";
clicheArray['6x2x6'] = "popsicle";
clicheArray['6x2x7'] = "yule log";
clicheArray['6x2x8'] = "anaconda";
clicheArray['7x1x1'] = "shits";
clicheArray['7x1x2'] = "tits";
clicheArray['7x1x3'] = "ice cream";
clicheArray['7x1x4'] = "caviar";
clicheArray['7x1x5'] = "lap dances";
clicheArray['7x1x6'] = "hot tubs";
clicheArray['7x1x7'] = "blowjobs";
clicheArray['7x1x8'] = "Disneyland";
clicheArray['7x1x9'] = "champagne";
clicheArray['7x1x10'] = "fuzzy bunnies";
clicheArray['7x1x11'] = "cock rings";
clicheArray['7x2x1'] = "giggles";
clicheArray['7x2x2'] = "balloons";
clicheArray['7x2x3'] = "strippers";
clicheArray['7x2x4'] = "ribeyes";
clicheArray['7x2x5'] = "Mardi Gras";
clicheArray['7x2x6'] = "corn dogs";
clicheArray['7x2x7'] = "beach balls";
clicheArray['7x2x8'] = "D-cups";
clicheArray['7x2x9'] = "cupcakes";
clicheArray['7x2x10'] = "perky nipples";
clicheArray['7x2x11'] = "nipple clamps";
clicheArray['7x3x1'] = "busts";
clicheArray['7x3x2'] = "blows";
clicheArray['7x3x3'] = "backhands";
clicheArray['7x3x4'] = "shaves";
clicheArray['7x3x5'] = "hoses down";
clicheArray['7x3x6'] = "tweaks";
clicheArray['7x3x7'] = "sprains";
clicheArray['7x3x8'] = "wanks";
clicheArray['7x4x1'] = "ballsack";
clicheArray['7x4x2'] = "cop";
clicheArray['7x4x3'] = "man boob";
clicheArray['7x4x4'] = "llama";
clicheArray['7x4x5'] = "nipple";
clicheArray['7x4x6'] = "ass crack";
clicheArray['7x4x7'] = "coconut";
clicheArray['7x4x8'] = "Italian";
clicheArray['8x1x1'] = "winkie";
clicheArray['8x1x2'] = "man sauce";
clicheArray['8x1x3'] = "weasel";
clicheArray['8x1x4'] = "moustache";
clicheArray['8x1x5'] = "fire hose";
clicheArray['8x1x6'] = "Weeble";
clicheArray['8x1x7'] = "love glove";
clicheArray['8x1x8'] = "mayo";
clicheArray['8x1x9'] = "Jell-O";
clicheArray['8x1x10'] = "bratwurst";
clicheArray['8x2x1'] = "wrinkles";
clicheArray['8x2x2'] = "splatters";
clicheArray['8x2x3'] = "wiggles";
clicheArray['8x2x4'] = "drizzles";
clicheArray['8x2x5'] = "bubbles";
clicheArray['8x2x6'] = "throbs";
clicheArray['8x2x7'] = "shimmies";
clicheArray['8x2x8'] = "squishes";
clicheArray['8x2x9'] = "jiggles";
clicheArray['8x2x10'] = "sizzles";
clicheArray['9x1x1'] = "orgy";
clicheArray['9x1x2'] = "parade";
clicheArray['9x1x3'] = "slurping";
clicheArray['9x1x4'] = "lubing";
clicheArray['9x1x5'] = "groping";
clicheArray['9x1x6'] = "tweaking";
clicheArray['9x1x7'] = "thumping";
clicheArray['9x1x8'] = "licking";
clicheArray['9x1x9'] = "hazing";
clicheArray['9x2x1'] = "thousand";
clicheArray['9x2x2'] = "dozen";
clicheArray['9x2x3'] = "million";
clicheArray['9x2x4'] = "zillion";
clicheArray['9x2x5'] = "bunch of";
clicheArray['9x2x6'] = "six-pack of";
clicheArray['9x2x7'] = "billion";
clicheArray['9x3x1'] = "beers";
clicheArray['9x3x2'] = "condoms";
clicheArray['9x3x3'] = "camels";
clicheArray['9x3x4'] = "strippers";
clicheArray['9x3x5'] = "nuns";
clicheArray['9x3x6'] = "hooters";
clicheArray['9x3x7'] = "melons";
clicheArray['9x3x8'] = "bananas";
clicheArray['9x3x9'] = "coeds";
clicheArray['9x4x1'] = "sip";
clicheArray['9x4x2'] = "cheerleader";
clicheArray['9x4x3'] = "hump";
clicheArray['9x4x4'] = "squirt";
clicheArray['9x4x5'] = "nipple twister";
clicheArray['9x4x6'] = "squeeze";
clicheArray['9x4x7'] = "wedgie";
clicheArray['9x4x8'] = "hosedown";
clicheArray['9x4x9'] = "squish";
clicheArray['10x1x1'] = "pimp";
clicheArray['10x1x2'] = "weenie";
clicheArray['10x1x3'] = "clamp";
clicheArray['10x1x4'] = "poop";
clicheArray['10x1x5'] = "evil genius";
clicheArray['10x1x6'] = "bazonga";
clicheArray['10x1x7'] = "ass cheek";
clicheArray['10x1x8'] = "lip gloss";
clicheArray['10x1x9'] = "horndog";
clicheArray['10x1x10'] = "dildo";
clicheArray['10x2x1'] = "ho";
clicheArray['10x2x2'] = "rubber";
clicheArray['10x2x3'] = "nipple";
clicheArray['10x2x4'] = "scooper";
clicheArray['10x2x5'] = "minion";
clicheArray['10x2x6'] = "cup";
clicheArray['10x2x7'] = "underpants";
clicheArray['10x2x8'] = "pasty";
clicheArray['10x2x9'] = "spandex";
clicheArray['10x2x10'] = "ball gag";
clicheArray['11x1x1'] = "sperm";
clicheArray['11x1x2'] = "nipples";
clicheArray['11x1x3'] = "hookers";
clicheArray['11x1x4'] = "pubes";
clicheArray['11x1x5'] = "teddies";
clicheArray['11x1x6'] = "tongues";
clicheArray['11x1x7'] = "pickles";
clicheArray['11x1x8'] = "suckers";
clicheArray['11x1x9'] = "ass cheeks";
clicheArray['11x1x10'] = "casabas";
clicheArray['11x2x1'] = "condom";
clicheArray['11x2x2'] = "brassiere";
clicheArray['11x2x3'] = "harem";
clicheArray['11x2x4'] = "panties";
clicheArray['11x2x5'] = "cathouse";
clicheArray['11x2x6'] = "toy box";
clicheArray['11x2x7'] = "chorus line";
clicheArray['11x2x8'] = "candy jar";
clicheArray['11x2x9'] = "jock strap";
clicheArray['11x2x10'] = "melon patch";
clicheArray['12x1x1'] = "sugar beets";
clicheArray['12x1x2'] = "lollipops";
clicheArray['12x1x3'] = "cookie dough";
clicheArray['12x1x4'] = "bouncy boobs";
clicheArray['12x1x5'] = "pickle juice";
clicheArray['12x1x6'] = "stripper sweat";
clicheArray['12x1x7'] = "Tootsie Rolls";
clicheArray['12x1x8'] = "Hershey kisses";
clicheArray['12x2x1'] = "tranny turds";
clicheArray['12x2x2'] = "raw sewage";
clicheArray['12x2x3'] = "granny gums";
clicheArray['12x2x4'] = "gigolo sauce";
clicheArray['12x2x5'] = "hockey pucks";
clicheArray['12x2x6'] = "dachshund drool";
clicheArray['12x2x7'] = "skank squeezings";
clicheArray['12x2x8'] = "pimple pus";
clicheArray['12x2x9'] = "marinara";
clicheArray['13x1x1'] = "burn";
clicheArray['13x1x2'] = "castrate";
clicheArray['13x1x3'] = "squish";
clicheArray['13x1x4'] = "melt";
clicheArray['13x1x5'] = "incarcerate";
clicheArray['13x1x6'] = "drain";
clicheArray['13x1x7'] = "smother";
clicheArray['13x1x8'] = "drown";
clicheArray['13x2x1'] = "crispier";
clicheArray['13x2x2'] = "hornier";
clicheArray['13x2x3'] = "skinnier";
clicheArray['13x2x4'] = "yummier";
clicheArray['13x2x5'] = "throbbier";
clicheArray['13x2x6'] = "snarkier";
clicheArray['13x2x7'] = "wigglier";
clicheArray['13x2x8'] = "slipperier";
clicheArray['14x1x1'] = "slide";
clicheArray['14x1x2'] = "scoot";
clicheArray['14x1x3'] = "shove";
clicheArray['14x1x4'] = "shoot";
clicheArray['14x1x5'] = "squeeze";
clicheArray['14x1x6'] = "slide";
clicheArray['14x1x7'] = "slip";
clicheArray['14x2x1'] = "up";
clicheArray['14x2x2'] = "down";
clicheArray['14x2x3'] = "through";
clicheArray['14x2x4'] = "out";
clicheArray['14x2x5'] = "past";
clicheArray['14x2x6'] = "in";
clicheArray['14x3x1'] = "poop chute";
clicheArray['14x3x2'] = "gullet";
clicheArray['14x3x3'] = "tailpipe";
clicheArray['14x3x4'] = "mail slot";
clicheArray['14x3x5'] = "slip 'n' slide";
clicheArray['14x3x6'] = "corn dog";
clicheArray['14x3x7'] = "printer port";
clicheArray['14x3x8'] = "cakehole";
clicheArray['14x4x1'] = "squeals";
clicheArray['14x4x2'] = "hurls";
clicheArray['14x4x3'] = "faints";
clicheArray['14x4x4'] = "dribbles";
clicheArray['14x4x5'] = "plotzes";
clicheArray['14x4x6'] = "wibbles";
clicheArray['14x4x7'] = "sneezes";
clicheArray['14x4x8'] = "cries uncle";
clicheArray['14x4x9'] = "testifies";
clicheArray['15x1x1'] = "beaver";
clicheArray['15x1x2'] = "hooker";
clicheArray['15x1x3'] = "hootchie";
clicheArray['15x1x4'] = "nutsack";
clicheArray['15x1x5'] = "cow patty";
clicheArray['15x1x6'] = "banshee";
clicheArray['15x1x7'] = "camel toe";
clicheArray['15x1x8'] = "merkin";
clicheArray['15x2x1'] = "belfry";
clicheArray['15x2x2'] = "undies";
clicheArray['15x2x3'] = "BVDs";
clicheArray['15x2x4'] = "Hanes";
clicheArray['15x2x5'] = "tuckus";
clicheArray['15x2x6'] = "knickers";
clicheArray['15x2x7'] = "basement";
clicheArray['15x2x8'] = "cereal bowl";
clicheArray['16x1x1'] = "yak";
clicheArray['16x1x2'] = "beaver";
clicheArray['16x1x3'] = "moose";
clicheArray['16x1x4'] = "goose";
clicheArray['16x1x5'] = "platypus";
clicheArray['16x1x6'] = "tree sloth";
clicheArray['16x1x7'] = "hobby horse";
clicheArray['16x1x8'] = "mongoose";
clicheArray['16x1x9'] = "salamander";
clicheArray['16x1x10'] = "zebra";
clicheArray['16x1x11'] = "walrus";
clicheArray['16x1x12'] = "nightcrawler";
clicheArray['16x1x13'] = "lemur";
clicheArray['16x1x14'] = "hippo";
clicheArray['16x1x15'] = "orangutan";
clicheArray['16x1x16'] = "sperm whale";
clicheArray['16x2x1'] = "nipples";
clicheArray['16x2x2'] = "muffins";
clicheArray['16x2x3'] = "gonads";
clicheArray['16x2x4'] = "pattycakes";
clicheArray['16x2x5'] = "toenails";
clicheArray['16x2x6'] = "naughty bits";
clicheArray['16x2x7'] = "knickers";
clicheArray['16x2x8'] = "sex patch";
clicheArray['16x2x9'] = "hoohah";
clicheArray['16x2x10'] = "weenie";
clicheArray['16x2x11'] = "asscrack";
clicheArray['16x2x12'] = "flipper";
clicheArray['17x1x1'] = "chaps";
clicheArray['17x1x2'] = "powders";
clicheArray['17x1x3'] = "pickles";
clicheArray['17x1x4'] = "milks";
clicheArray['17x1x5'] = "twists";
clicheArray['17x1x6'] = "zests";
clicheArray['17x1x7'] = "grates";
clicheArray['17x1x8'] = "licks";
clicheArray['17x2x1'] = "lemons";
clicheArray['17x2x2'] = "nads";
clicheArray['17x2x3'] = "doughnut";
clicheArray['17x2x4'] = "nipples";
clicheArray['17x2x5'] = "skivvies";
clicheArray['17x2x6'] = "muffins";
clicheArray['17x2x7'] = "pooper";
clicheArray['17x2x8'] = "Chapstick";
clicheArray['18x1x1'] = "knickers";
clicheArray['18x1x2'] = "BVDs";
clicheArray['18x1x3'] = "G-string";
clicheArray['18x1x4'] = "panties";
clicheArray['18x1x5'] = "corset";
clicheArray['18x1x6'] = "boxers";
clicheArray['18x1x7'] = "nipples";
clicheArray['18x1x8'] = "gonads";
clicheArray['18x1x9'] = "wiener";
clicheArray['18x1x10'] = "thong";
clicheArray['18x1x11'] = "Hanes";
clicheArray['18x2x1'] = "tizzy";
clicheArray['18x2x2'] = "knot";
clicheArray['18x2x3'] = "twist";
clicheArray['18x2x4'] = "quiver";
clicheArray['18x2x5'] = "jiggle";
clicheArray['18x2x6'] = "grump";
clicheArray['18x2x7'] = "wiggle";
clicheArray['18x2x8'] = "pucker";
clicheArray['18x2x9'] = "tingle";
clicheArray['18x2x10'] = "huff";
clicheArray['19x1x1'] = "roll of dimes";
clicheArray['19x1x2'] = "toothpick";
clicheArray['19x1x3'] = "cocktail weenie";
clicheArray['19x1x4'] = "swizzle stick";
clicheArray['19x1x5'] = "baby gherkin";
clicheArray['19x1x6'] = "pipe cleaner";
clicheArray['19x1x7'] = "Silly Straw";
clicheArray['19x1x8'] = "fountain pen";
clicheArray['19x2x1'] = "laundry chute";
clicheArray['19x2x2'] = "grain silo";
clicheArray['19x2x3'] = "drainpipe";
clicheArray['19x2x4'] = "Slip 'n' Slide";
clicheArray['19x2x5'] = "smokestack";
clicheArray['19x2x6'] = "subway tunnel";
clicheArray['19x2x7'] = "wine barrel";
clicheArray['19x2x8'] = "inner tube";
clicheArray['20x1x1'] = "beer";
clicheArray['20x1x2'] = "nookie";
clicheArray['20x1x3'] = "boobies";
clicheArray['20x1x4'] = "crumb cake";
clicheArray['20x1x5'] = "strippers";
clicheArray['20x1x6'] = "bling";
clicheArray['20x1x7'] = "lollipops";
clicheArray['20x1x8'] = "snuggles";
clicheArray['20x1x9'] = "hotties";
clicheArray['20x1x10'] = "money shots";
clicheArray['20x2x1'] = "peep show";
clicheArray['20x2x2'] = "pub crawl";
clicheArray['20x2x3'] = "school day";
clicheArray['20x2x4'] = "birdwatching";
clicheArray['20x2x5'] = "initiation";
clicheArray['20x2x6'] = "porno";
clicheArray['20x2x7'] = "blind date";
clicheArray['20x2x8'] = "board meeting";
clicheArray['20x2x9'] = "waterslide";
clicheArray['20x2x10'] = "doctor's visit";
clicheArray['21x1x1'] = "hot";
clicheArray['21x1x2'] = "limp";
clicheArray['21x1x3'] = "fly";
clicheArray['21x1x4'] = "squinchy";
clicheArray['21x1x5'] = "lube";
clicheArray['21x1x6'] = "meaty";
clicheArray['21x1x7'] = "slickery";
clicheArray['21x1x8'] = "bueno";
clicheArray['21x2x1'] = "moose";
clicheArray['21x2x2'] = "guy";
clicheArray['21x2x3'] = "bull";
clicheArray['21x2x4'] = "chef";
clicheArray['21x2x5'] = "dude";
clicheArray['21x2x6'] = "muchacho";
clicheArray['21x2x7'] = "poker";
clicheArray['21x2x8'] = "pointer";
clicheArray['21x3x1'] = "floppy";
clicheArray['21x3x2'] = "soggy";
clicheArray['21x3x3'] = "wiggly";
clicheArray['21x3x4'] = "lunch";
clicheArray['21x3x5'] = "prickly";
clicheArray['21x3x6'] = "sticky";
clicheArray['21x3x7'] = "chilly";
clicheArray['21x3x8'] = "en fuego";
clicheArray['21x4x1'] = "chica";
clicheArray['21x4x2'] = "setter";
clicheArray['21x4x3'] = "licker";
clicheArray['21x4x4'] = "cook";
clicheArray['21x4x5'] = "cow";
clicheArray['21x4x6'] = "gal";
clicheArray['21x4x7'] = "missus";
clicheArray['21x4x8'] = "princess";
clicheArray['22x1x1'] = "contract";
clicheArray['22x1x2'] = "shekel";
clicheArray['22x1x3'] = "billy club";
clicheArray['22x1x4'] = "G-string";
clicheArray['22x1x5'] = "paddle";
clicheArray['22x1x6'] = "fire hose";
clicheArray['22x1x7'] = "screwdriver";
clicheArray['22x1x8'] = "dildo";
clicheArray['22x2x1'] = "movie deal";
clicheArray['22x2x2'] = "bagel";
clicheArray['22x2x3'] = "soaking";
clicheArray['22x2x4'] = "spanking";
clicheArray['22x2x5'] = "party";
clicheArray['22x2x6'] = "rap sheet";
clicheArray['22x2x7'] = "blowjob";
clicheArray['22x2x8'] = "wedgie";
clicheArray['23x1x1'] = "break";
clicheArray['23x1x2'] = "spank";
clicheArray['23x1x3'] = "nip";
clicheArray['23x1x4'] = "lick";
clicheArray['23x1x5'] = "tweak";
clicheArray['23x1x6'] = "stroke";
clicheArray['23x1x7'] = "blow";
clicheArray['23x1x8'] = "suck";
clicheArray['23x2x1'] = "nipples";
clicheArray['23x2x2'] = "pinky";
clicheArray['23x2x3'] = "love pump";
clicheArray['23x2x4'] = "ass cheeks";
clicheArray['23x2x5'] = "nostril";
clicheArray['23x2x6'] = "tonsils";
clicheArray['23x2x7'] = "sphincter";
clicheArray['23x2x8'] = "nethers";
clicheArray['23x3x1'] = "Elmo";
clicheArray['23x3x2'] = "crazy";
clicheArray['23x3x3'] = "Wiggles";
clicheArray['23x3x4'] = "Tuesday";
clicheArray['23x3x5'] = "Krusty";
clicheArray['23x3x6'] = "Tina";
clicheArray['23x3x7'] = "a taxi";
clicheArray['23x3x8'] = "Lambchop";
clicheArray['24x1x1'] = "snorts";
clicheArray['24x1x2'] = "tits";
clicheArray['24x1x3'] = "chugs";
clicheArray['24x1x4'] = "poops";
clicheArray['24x1x5'] = "craps";
clicheArray['24x1x6'] = "lips";
clicheArray['24x1x7'] = "grits";
clicheArray['24x1x8'] = "boobs";
clicheArray['24x2x1'] = "snickers";
clicheArray['24x2x2'] = "titters";
clicheArray['24x2x3'] = "chuckles";
clicheArray['24x2x4'] = "puckers";
clicheArray['24x2x5'] = "crusties";
clicheArray['24x2x6'] = "lickers";
clicheArray['24x2x7'] = "grandmas";
clicheArray['24x2x8'] = "bongoes";
clicheArray['25x1x1'] = "mustard";
clicheArray['25x1x2'] = "Jell-O";
clicheArray['25x1x3'] = "ice cream";
clicheArray['25x1x4'] = "ass sweat";
clicheArray['25x1x5'] = "Crisco";
clicheArray['25x1x6'] = "AstroGlide";
clicheArray['25x1x7'] = "cold cream";
clicheArray['25x1x8'] = "margarine";
clicheArray['25x2x1'] = "henhouse";
clicheArray['25x2x2'] = "fire hose";
clicheArray['25x2x3'] = "bucket";
clicheArray['25x2x4'] = "icebox";
clicheArray['25x2x5'] = "catalog";
clicheArray['25x2x6'] = "tub";
clicheArray['25x2x7'] = "undies";
clicheArray['25x2x8'] = "bedroom";
clicheArray['26x1x1'] = "horse";
clicheArray['26x1x2'] = "hooker";
clicheArray['26x1x3'] = "granny";
clicheArray['26x1x4'] = "leprechaun";
clicheArray['26x1x5'] = "infant";
clicheArray['26x1x6'] = "hayseed";
clicheArray['26x1x7'] = "Irishman";
clicheArray['26x1x8'] = "treehugger";
clicheArray['26x1x9'] = "transexual";
clicheArray['26x1x10'] = "pygmy";
clicheArray['26x2x1'] = "liver";
clicheArray['26x2x2'] = "insides";
clicheArray['26x2x3'] = "stomach";
clicheArray['26x2x4'] = "danglies";
clicheArray['26x2x5'] = "cockles";
clicheArray['26x2x6'] = "heart";
clicheArray['26x2x7'] = "pituitary";
clicheArray['26x2x8'] = "ballroom";
clicheArray['26x2x9'] = "wallet";
clicheArray['26x2x10'] = "chutzpah";
clicheArray['26x3x1'] = "knickers";
clicheArray['26x3x2'] = "gullet";
clicheArray['26x3x3'] = "Depends";
clicheArray['26x3x4'] = "saddle";
clicheArray['26x3x5'] = "zipper";
clicheArray['26x3x6'] = "keyhole";
clicheArray['26x3x7'] = "nostrils";
clicheArray['26x3x8'] = "urethra";
clicheArray['26x3x9'] = "foyer";
clicheArray['26x3x10'] = "poop chute";
clicheArray['27x1x1'] = "curliest";
clicheArray['27x1x2'] = "lumpiest";
clicheArray['27x1x3'] = "messiest";
clicheArray['27x1x4'] = "filthiest";
clicheArray['27x1x5'] = "perkiest";
clicheArray['27x1x6'] = "tangiest";
clicheArray['27x1x7'] = "randiest";
clicheArray['27x1x8'] = "fishyest";
clicheArray['27x1x9'] = "spongiest";
clicheArray['27x1x10'] = "pointiest";
clicheArray['27x2x1'] = "sponge bath";
clicheArray['27x2x2'] = "rubdown";
clicheArray['27x2x3'] = "money shot";
clicheArray['27x2x4'] = "arrest";
clicheArray['27x2x5'] = "cream sauce";
clicheArray['27x2x6'] = "Febreze";
clicheArray['27x2x7'] = "Hoovering";
clicheArray['27x2x8'] = "love scene";
clicheArray['27x2x9'] = "hair spray";
clicheArray['27x2x10'] = "hot oil";
clicheArray['28x1x1'] = "banana";
clicheArray['28x1x2'] = "mango";
clicheArray['28x1x3'] = "Snickers";
clicheArray['28x1x4'] = "marshmallow";
clicheArray['28x1x5'] = "vitamin";
clicheArray['28x1x6'] = "mud bath";
clicheArray['28x1x7'] = "porno";
clicheArray['28x1x8'] = "flossing";
clicheArray['28x1x9'] = "prayer";
clicheArray['28x1x10'] = "haircut";
clicheArray['28x2x1'] = "day";
clicheArray['28x2x2'] = "month";
clicheArray['28x2x3'] = "year";
clicheArray['28x2x4'] = "week";
clicheArray['28x2x5'] = "hour";
clicheArray['28x2x6'] = "minute";
clicheArray['28x3x1'] = "gynecologist";
clicheArray['28x3x2'] = "repo man";
clicheArray['28x3x3'] = "dentist";
clicheArray['28x3x4'] = "barber";
clicheArray['28x3x5'] = "grocer";
clicheArray['28x3x6'] = "vicar";
clicheArray['28x3x7'] = "pope";
clicheArray['28x3x8'] = "fruit flies";
clicheArray['28x3x9'] = "grizzlies";
clicheArray['28x3x10'] = "tax man";
clicheArray['28x4x1'] = "from peeking";
clicheArray['28x4x2'] = "in fear";
clicheArray['28x4x3'] = "in power";
clicheArray['28x4x4'] = "unemployed";
clicheArray['28x4x5'] = "horny";
clicheArray['28x4x6'] = "well-groomed";
clicheArray['28x4x7'] = "in heaven";
clicheArray['28x4x8'] = "satisfied";
clicheArray['28x4x9'] = "off your ass";
clicheArray['28x4x10'] = "in prison";
clicheArray['29x1x1'] = "offend";
clicheArray['29x1x2'] = "comprehend";
clicheArray['29x1x3'] = "impede";
clicheArray['29x1x4'] = "get laid";
clicheArray['29x1x5'] = "get buzzed";
clicheArray['29x1x6'] = "matriculate";
clicheArray['29x1x7'] = "swallow";
clicheArray['29x1x8'] = "expectorate";
clicheArray['29x2x1'] = "hork hork";
clicheArray['29x2x2'] = "slur slur";
clicheArray['29x2x3'] = "think think";
clicheArray['29x2x4'] = "snark snark";
clicheArray['29x2x5'] = "woo woo";
clicheArray['29x2x6'] = "inhale inhale";
clicheArray['29x2x7'] = "bribe bribe";
clicheArray['29x2x8'] = "beep beep";
clicheArray['30x1x1'] = "trample";
clicheArray['30x1x2'] = "invade";
clicheArray['30x1x3'] = "dance a jig";
clicheArray['30x1x4'] = "flip off";
clicheArray['30x1x5'] = "drop trou";
clicheArray['30x1x6'] = "prance";
clicheArray['30x1x7'] = "get it on";
clicheArray['30x1x8'] = "ignore";
clicheArray['30x1x9'] = "yak on";
clicheArray['30x1x10'] = "fight on";
clicheArray['30x2x1'] = "Canadians";
clicheArray['30x2x2'] = "wimps";
clicheArray['30x2x3'] = "geeks";
clicheArray['30x2x4'] = "geniuses";
clicheArray['30x2x5'] = "Puritans";
clicheArray['30x2x6'] = "prudes";
clicheArray['30x2x7'] = "gymnasts";
clicheArray['30x2x8'] = "Congressmen";
clicheArray['30x2x9'] = "poodles";
clicheArray['30x2x10'] = "pundits";
clicheArray['30x3x1'] = "tiptoe";
clicheArray['30x3x2'] = "stand";
clicheArray['30x3x3'] = "moon";
clicheArray['30x3x4'] = "slap";
clicheArray['30x3x5'] = "bark";
clicheArray['30x3x6'] = "whisper";
clicheArray['30x3x7'] = "strut";
clicheArray['30x3x8'] = "worship";
clicheArray['30x3x9'] = "smooch";
clicheArray['30x3x10'] = "boogie";
clicheArray['31x1x1'] = "Sweetness";
clicheArray['31x1x2'] = "Beauty";
clicheArray['31x1x3'] = "Hotness";
clicheArray['31x1x4'] = "Giggity";
clicheArray['31x1x5'] = "Badass";
clicheArray['31x1x6'] = "Holiness";
clicheArray['31x1x7'] = "Cromulence";
clicheArray['31x1x8'] = "Spongeworthy";
clicheArray['31x2x1'] = "sweatpants";
clicheArray['31x2x2'] = "peepers";
clicheArray['31x2x3'] = "caboose";
clicheArray['31x2x4'] = "pope hat";
clicheArray['31x2x5'] = "schwing";
clicheArray['31x2x6'] = "hairy palm";
clicheArray['31x2x7'] = "trenchcoat";
clicheArray['31x2x8'] = "contraceptive";
clicheArray['31x3x1'] = "potentate";
clicheArray['31x3x2'] = "stalker";
clicheArray['31x3x3'] = "degenerate";
clicheArray['31x3x4'] = "Scout leader";
clicheArray['31x3x5'] = "peeping Tom";
clicheArray['31x3x6'] = "parolee";
clicheArray['31x3x7'] = "bushwhacker";
clicheArray['31x3x8'] = "schwinger";
clicheArray['32x1x1'] = "choke";
clicheArray['32x1x2'] = "diddle";
clicheArray['32x1x3'] = "tickle";
clicheArray['32x1x4'] = "spank";
clicheArray['32x1x5'] = "mount";
clicheArray['32x1x6'] = "lick";
clicheArray['32x1x7'] = "wipe";
clicheArray['32x1x8'] = "slap";
clicheArray['32x2x1'] = "chickens";
clicheArray['32x2x2'] = "monkeys";
clicheArray['32x2x3'] = "knickers";
clicheArray['32x2x4'] = "dipsticks";
clicheArray['32x2x5'] = "melons";
clicheArray['32x2x6'] = "pickles";
clicheArray['32x2x7'] = "lollipops";
clicheArray['32x2x8'] = "congas";
clicheArray['32x3x1'] = "peep";
clicheArray['32x3x2'] = "squeak";
clicheArray['32x3x3'] = "snap";
clicheArray['32x3x4'] = "drip";
clicheArray['32x3x5'] = "piddle";
clicheArray['32x3x6'] = "drop";
clicheArray['32x3x7'] = "melt";
clicheArray['32x3x8'] = "pop";
clicheArray['33x1x1'] = "dead";
clicheArray['33x1x2'] = "fat";
clicheArray['33x1x3'] = "blind";
clicheArray['33x1x4'] = "deaf";
clicheArray['33x1x5'] = "Belgian";
clicheArray['33x1x6'] = "bald";
clicheArray['33x1x7'] = "naked";
clicheArray['33x1x8'] = "stinky";
clicheArray['33x2x1'] = "polecat";
clicheArray['33x2x2'] = "lab rat";
clicheArray['33x2x3'] = "mosquito";
clicheArray['33x2x4'] = "junkie";
clicheArray['33x2x5'] = "gerbil";
clicheArray['33x2x6'] = "chinchilla";
clicheArray['33x2x7'] = "calico";
clicheArray['33x2x8'] = "pimp";
clicheArray['33x3x1'] = "hottie";
clicheArray['33x3x2'] = "hooker";
clicheArray['33x3x3'] = "ballsack";
clicheArray['33x3x4'] = "pellet";
clicheArray['33x3x5'] = "vein";
clicheArray['33x3x6'] = "rose bed";
clicheArray['33x3x7'] = "hookup";
clicheArray['33x3x8'] = "pussycat";
clicheArray['34x1x1'] = "strangle";
clicheArray['34x1x2'] = "wrangle";
clicheArray['34x1x3'] = "yank";
clicheArray['34x1x4'] = "jerk";
clicheArray['34x1x5'] = "manhandle";
clicheArray['34x1x6'] = "wrench";
clicheArray['34x1x7'] = "squeeze";
clicheArray['34x1x8'] = "wring";
clicheArray['34x2x1'] = "stripper";
clicheArray['34x2x2'] = "handyman";
clicheArray['34x2x3'] = "wench";
clicheArray['34x2x4'] = "rent-a-cop";
clicheArray['34x2x5'] = "buffalo";
clicheArray['34x2x6'] = "jackass";
clicheArray['34x2x7'] = "rodeo clown";
clicheArray['34x2x8'] = "wiener dog";
clicheArray['34x3x1'] = "funbags";
clicheArray['34x3x2'] = "nose ring";
clicheArray['34x3x3'] = "bolo tie";
clicheArray['34x3x4'] = "tool belt";
clicheArray['34x3x5'] = "curly fries";
clicheArray['34x3x6'] = "taco shell";
clicheArray['34x3x7'] = "rump roast";
clicheArray['34x3x8'] = "jujubes";
clicheArray['35x1x1'] = "pork";
clicheArray['35x1x2'] = "land";
clicheArray['35x1x3'] = "host";
clicheArray['35x1x4'] = "bang";
clicheArray['35x1x5'] = "hogtie";
clicheArray['35x1x6'] = "marry";
clicheArray['35x1x7'] = "sponsor";
clicheArray['35x1x8'] = "sue";
clicheArray['35x2x1'] = "porn star";
clicheArray['35x2x2'] = "Rockefeller";
clicheArray['35x2x3'] = "cheerleader";
clicheArray['35x2x4'] = "drunkard";
clicheArray['35x2x5'] = "dominatrix";
clicheArray['35x2x6'] = "Muppet";
clicheArray['35x2x7'] = "lawyer";
clicheArray['35x2x8'] = "millionaire";
clicheArray['35x3x1'] = "shooting";
clicheArray['35x3x2'] = "spewing";
clicheArray['35x3x3'] = "swallowing";
clicheArray['35x3x4'] = "spanking";
clicheArray['35x3x5'] = "fingering";
clicheArray['35x3x6'] = "greasing";
clicheArray['35x3x7'] = "blowing";
clicheArray['35x3x8'] = "smoking";
clicheArray['35x4x1'] = "spittle";
clicheArray['35x4x2'] = "loads";
clicheArray['35x4x3'] = "fur";
clicheArray['35x4x4'] = "ass";
clicheArray['35x4x5'] = "Senators";
clicheArray['35x4x6'] = "spunk";
clicheArray['35x4x7'] = "beavers";
clicheArray['35x4x8'] = "pieholes";
function findElements(cNumber, cForm) {
var cName = cNumber + "x";
var cElements = 0;
for (var i=0; i
rNumber = parseInt(Math.random()*(aSize + 1));
}
return rNumber;
}
function clicheIt(cNumber, cForm) {
var cElements = findElements(cNumber, cForm);
for (var i=1; i<=cElements; i++) { var cName = cNumber + "x" + i; var eChoices = findChoices(cName); var rNumber = randomize(eChoices); var eValue = cName + "x" + rNumber; cForm.elements[cName].value = clicheArray[eValue]; //alert(cName + " = " + cForm.elements[cName].value); } return false; } // -->
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um, can I get a cliche-o-matic installed on my computer? this is MUCHO fun!
OK, I HAVE to have an embed code for my myspace. This shit is priceless!
Elisa, I hear you calling over the decades ;-)
I would also like to see exclaimations, along the lines of “Sweet Fancy Moses”.
rofl, it’s all fuzzy bunnies and nipples clamps until someone blows a coconut.
hahahahahhahahaha!
Nearly sprayed coffee out my nose!
Awful and wonderful, but you need to have a much larger word bank.
This site is more fun than flossing a llama!
“Sometimes you’re the clamp; sometimes you’re the nipple” is now a part of my regular list of expressions.
“That and a dildo will get you a bagel” runs a close second.
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