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Well, That Was Quick!

And no, I don’t ‘say that to all the girls’. Nor do they say it to me… as far as you know.

Anyway, the ‘that’ in the title is referring to the weekend, if you must know. It was here, all too briefly, and now it’s gone — like how CHristmas whizzes by in December, or a quick nipple glimpse in a PG-13 movie. So, I didn’t have much chance to write, though I do have a couple of topics on tap for the next few days.

Meanwhile, just so’s you don’t think that I’m completely slacking off, I wanted to mention that there are now eighty or so more Simpsons quotes on the quote page (and rotating at the top of all the other pages — like this one. No, really — look! Up there! There’s one now!). That’s a total of over three hundred and fifty witty quotes, which should… well, should tell you that I watch way too much of the Simpsons. But I do it for you, people. Kisses all ’round.

Also, I’ve updated the comedy show list. To, um, you know… include a bunch of dates that have mostly already happened. And there are no new vidoes. So far. Look, I said the weekend was quick, all right? There are only so many hours in the day that I’m not glued to the TV or the pillow on my bed. Cut me some damned slack.

Or, barring that, check out the Cliche-O-Matic, if you haven’t already. It’s up to ten ridiculous, silly setups, and there are just about that many more to be added, when I have the time. So, if you saw it a couple of days ago, then there’s much, much more to explore. And, if you saw it late last week… well, then, there’s a little more to look at. And, if you just saw it a few minutes ago, then… then, um — look, nobody likes a smartass. Just pretend you saw it last week — or not at all, like everyone else — and get it over with. Don’t make me come over there, dammit.

In any case, that’s about all there is to the weekend, apparently, so I’m off to snooze until Monday morning. I might even sneak off to a show tomorrow night. And someday, there might even be video of it. Probably not, but maybe. Anything’s possible, people. You just keep believing that, all right? That’s what keeps this country in bikini waxes and scholarship funds. Or something. Man, this end-of-the-weekend stuff gets weird, doesn’t it?