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Apparently, I’m in a ‘quick and dirty‘ frame of mind today (as opposed to ‘long-winded and dirty‘, as usual). Anyway, here’s a thought that’s been bugging me for a few days now:
Which is the better vague sexual euphemism:
‘getting my cheese doodled‘
‘getting my doodle cheesy‘
Yes, folks, these are the things that keep me awake at night. Pity me. Pity me now!Permalink | 7 Comments
I would have to say getting my cheese doodled since getting my doodle cheesy sounds like something you wouldnt want to happen.
you can buy medicine for your doodle when it gets cheesy, then you can go back to having your cheese doodled. why am i suddenly thinking about Velveeta? damn you and your subliminal messages!
cheese doodled … booYA!
I’d say it’s a tie.
The only advice I can offer you is that yelling out “When she finished with my doodle, there was cheese all over her face!” will get you some very strange looks from the other Taco Bell customers.
I prefer “getting cheesy with my doodle.”
WOW, Shelly has a doodle!