Um... 'Mulva'? - Where the Hell Was I?

April 21, 2004

Um… ‘Mulva’?

Please, folks, don’t take it personally, but I’m just no good with names.

Seriously. We cool, we tight, and all of that. You know I love you, and I’d be happy to buy you a beer, any time. (And probably soon, to make up for not having your name handy when we run into each other.)

So please accept my apologies in advance, because it’s going to happen, sooner or later, and quite likely early and often. It’s this mental block I have on people’s names. I can’t help it.

But I want you to be prepared, for both our sakes. So do us both a favor, and don’t be offended or put off when I call you one of the following ‘name substitutes’ that I commonly use when I’ve temporarily misplaced someone’s moniker. And remember, this is only a partial list:

For Him	For Her	For Both
Rufus	Sunshine	Skippy
Flubbo	Cupcake	Scooter
Poop Deck	Mamacita	Pork Chop
Sanchez	Bunny Hop	Sporty
Choppers	Party Girl	Lampshade
Corky	Brunhilda	Ziggy
Mr. Wiggles	Pocahontas	Funzo
Porterhouse	Esmerelda	Bobo
Putt Putt	Smiley	Noseface
Cactus Pete	Weezy	Grinny Pants
Denzel	Yolanda	Porcupine
Ray Ray	Li’l Sistah	Tricky

Wow, that’s quite a list. I had no idea I had so many names for people. So tell me, did I leave any out?

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Categories: Fun with Words!

Monkey says:

April 22, 2004 at 1:13 am

I’m a big fan of the unisex “Chuckles”.

Flip says:

April 22, 2004 at 1:32 am

Lampshade??? I can live with the rest, but “lampshade”?? Where’s the logic in that…? :)

Jeff A says:

April 22, 2004 at 1:56 am

I think you could have stopped at Mr Wiggles and the post would have been just as satisfying. I am borrowing that one from you, mostly because my co workers are getting tired of me calling them assclown!