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Charlie Hatton
Brookline, MA
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Howdy, friendly reading person!I think I’d have a really hard time working with someone named Ray, or Jay, or Faye. Because I’d be compelled to greet them the same way every morning. For example:
‘Hey, Ray, whaddaya say?‘
And if he didn’t respond with the appropriate:
‘I just got back from the auto de fe!‘
I’d have to punch him.
I just got back from the auto de fe!
This is probably why I never got along with that Torquemada guy I used to share an office with. Oy.
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So, what’s with all the usage of the http://en.wikipedia.org? Trying to impress us?
I love the Wikipedia so it’s all good!
You’re weird. I’d like to meet you just to see how you’d greet me.
Auto de fe? What’s an Auto de fe? It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.
See? You wouldn’t have to punch me. Which is good, what with me being a delicate flower and all.