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It’ll All Make Sense in a Little While…

Okay… I can do this.

Show starts in a little over an hour; I’ve got plenty of time. Just finish this post, grab some leftovers, and head down to the club. No problem.

And then… just like I practiced. I’ve been going over this part for a week now; I should have it down. Just breathe, and let it flow. And try not to forget any of it.

(Why the hell did I make this so difficult, anyway?)

Okay, here we go — wrap it up here, and grab some dinner. I’ll come back later to post more. It’s gonna go smooth and easy.

Just remember the order, and I’ll be fine:

Fresh.

Leafy.

Chopped.

Canned.

Frozen.

Powdered.

Dip.

Pasta.

Juice.

Waffles.

Cookies.

Ice cream.

And then the new turkey thing from tonight, and I’ll be down the home stretch. Just breathe, and let it come.

(Jeez, I’m such a glutton for punishment. Why can’t I write simple bits, like normal comics?

Oh, right. There’s no such thing as a ‘normal comic’. Feh.)

All right, time for dinner. Wish me luck, folks. And maybe chant that list a time or two for me, too. Sometime between nine and eleven tonight, I’m gonna need some support. Say it with me, now:

‘Fresh. Leafy. Chopped. Canned. Frozen. Powdered.

Dip. Pasta. Juice. Waffles. Cookies. Ice cream.‘

How hard can it be, right? Yeah. Let’s see how close I get.