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Charlie Hatton
Brookline, MA
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Howdy, friendly reading person!You don’t want to know why, exactly, folks, but something just occurred to me:
There are very few professions in which picking up the nickname ‘Picklepants’ can be considered a ‘plus’.
I think that’s all for now.
But if there are any further developments, you’ll be the first to know. I promise.
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You’re quite the intellectual, Mister Picklepants. Truly.
I once knew a clown named Picklepants. That guy was a dick…
Additionally, your system has just made me look like some kind of technological mental midget by posting my comment twice. I demand this be rectified at once or so help me I’ll…probably…just, ah the hell with it.
OK, since no one else is going to jump on it, I’ll go with the easy one:
Michael Jackson’s alter ego, maybe? But you must include the tagline: You kids kosher with that?
God, Jason, that’s sick. Funny, but sick. I like it.
Oh, it gets better. I’m just warming up.
Sick and funny. That’s what I’m going for because I’m, you know, 7. Not that I’m aiming to jilt old MJ out of millions or anything. I’d be in it just for the sex.
OK, I’ll stop.
sounds like a male porn star name to me.