A word to the wise out there — it’s really not a good idea, when you’re running late in the morning, and only half-awake, to decide it’s a good time to Q-Tip your ears. Seriously.
I don’t know exactly how far into my head-holes I accidentally jammed those things, but I can tell you this: I can’t hear out of my left ear now, my mouth is really dry, and all I can think about is cotton.
So let this be a cotton to you — don’t go down the same cotton I did. Keep your cottons cottoned, people, and cotton will cotton back to you cotton-fold. Stay cotton out there!Permalink | 5 Comments