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Posts: Dog Drivel
Dec 30, 2015:
The Poop-pire Strikes Back
Aug 12, 2013:
Some Cruelties You Can't Prevent
Jun 05, 2013:
A Sign of the Turds
Jan 07, 2013:
In Messy Memory
Nov 28, 2012:
A Farewell to Paws
Oct 20, 2012:
That's the Way the Hooky Crumbles
Oct 04, 2012:
(In)Security Measures
Sep 23, 2012:
To Pee, or Not to Pee?
Aug 24, 2012:
Dances with Dogwalkers
Jul 23, 2012:
The Family Jerk-le
Jul 17, 2012:
Puppin' Pills
Jul 13, 2012:
The Mutt of a Thousand Maladies
Jun 29, 2012:
The Future Is 'Yow!'
May 14, 2012:
Sofa, So Good
Apr 17, 2012:
She's Blinding Me... with Science Diet!
Mar 03, 2012:
Dropping a Bomb(eck)
Jan 29, 2012:
Doggy's Got a Brand New Bag
Dec 22, 2011:
That's (Not) a Wrap!
Dec 13, 2011:
Tradition: Impossible
Nov 23, 2011:
The Cardio Canine Caper
Nov 10, 2011:
The Heart of the Mutt-er
Sep 20, 2011:
The Right Thing, Oh So Wrong
Aug 14, 2011:
Good Help Is So Easy to Lose
Aug 12, 2011:
Hopeless Solo
Jul 28, 2011:
It Puts the Aquafresh On Its Skin...
Jun 28, 2011:
In-dog-cent Exposure
May 20, 2011:
Some Focus You Just Can't Reach
Apr 25, 2011:
Early to Bed, Often to Rise
Mar 07, 2011:
Up, Poochoscope!
Feb 24, 2011:
The After-Walk Walk of Shame
Feb 19, 2011:
You Can't Teach an Old Dog New Turds
May 15, 2009:
Choosy Dog Moms Choose Everything, Eventually
Apr 08, 2009:
Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 17, 2009:
There's No Line in My Budget Spreadsheet for This
Mar 12, 2009:
A Good Walk Soiled?
Mar 05, 2009:
Jehovah'd!
Mar 03, 2009:
The Bald-Bellied Beast
Feb 22, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Barking Up an Old Tree
Jan 26, 2009:
The Porch, the Putz, His Pooch and Her Pooper
Jan 15, 2009:
Thanks for the Memory (Card)
Jan 12, 2009:
I'll Give You $30 If You Muzzle Her First
Nov 30, 2008:
Recipe for Dog-saster
Jan 23, 2008:
Veterinary Vexations
Nov 10, 2007:
The Sickly Susie Saga
Jul 25, 2007:
A Cottonelle Conundrum
Apr 16, 2007:
Aaaand We're Back
Apr 03, 2007:
Rat Racing
Jan 29, 2007:
Woofin' It
Jan 04, 2007:
My Pooch, the Pensioner
Dec 05, 2006:
The Chew Flip Flip-Out
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Oct 27, 2006:
The Dog Decipherer
Oct 10, 2006:
A Duck on Borrowed Time
Sep 19, 2006:
Here I Come to Save... Eh, Forget It
Sep 07, 2006:
Drive Softly, and Carry a Big Bag of Milkbones
Aug 25, 2006:
PB & Jilted
Jul 25, 2006:
Curb Your... Ectoplasm?
Jun 21, 2006:
Weirdo in the Washroom
May 29, 2006:
My Medicated Mutt
May 17, 2006:
To the Golden Retriever in Kennel #8 at the Local Animal Shelter
Apr 10, 2006:
Are You There, God? It's Me, Monday
Apr 02, 2006:
Doggone... Dog Back!
Mar 30, 2006:
My Dog, the Bonehead
Jan 27, 2006:
Does It Smell Like Kibble In Here?
Sep 27, 2005:
Peekaboo with 'Princess Paws'
Jul 27, 2005:
What's That, Lassie? You're a Useless Ball of Fur?
Oct 24, 2004:
Where's the Law of Averages When You Really Need It?
Aug 20, 2004:
"Friday's Child" Can Suck My Sweaty Ass
Jul 29, 2004:
Puppy Love and Poopie Jokes
Jan 19, 2004:
My Dog, the Betty Page Wanna-Be
Jan 02, 2004:
My Dog Has Fleas... In Her Fricking Brain!
Oct 25, 2003:
Well, If You Didn't Do It, And I Didn't Do It...
Oct 12, 2003:
Don't You Bully Me with That Thing!
Sep 29, 2003:
Please Tell Me I Just Stepped In a Puddle of Drool
Aug 25, 2003:
There Are Childhood Memories... And Then There Are Precious Childhood Memories
Aug 11, 2003:
OK, So Maybe You Had to Be There...
Aug 03, 2003:
Have I Mentioned That I Have a Dog to Give Away?
Jul 12, 2003:
If You Build It, Shouldn't They Come? And Pee in It, for Chrissakes?
Jun 20, 2003:
In Dogged Pursuit of Scientific Discovery
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