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Yeah, It Must Be Monday

You ever have one of those days where you just can’t keep your head on straight?

I’m not quite sure what happened, and I apologize in advance, but I’ve forgotten most of what I was gonna write about tonight.

All I remember is that I had some sort of perverted point or other, and then I was gonna go off on a tangent or two, and work my way back to the original deviant sex thing, whatever it was. You know, business as usual stuff.

Anyway, all I can recall is that I was gonna end it with this:

‘On a related topic, I’m seriously thinking about growing myself a big, fat pornstache.‘

But, you know, taken all out of context like that, it just sounds sick and tawdry, somehow. I think I need a shower now. And maybe a shave… just to be safe. I’ll… I’ll see you guys tomorrow. Ta.