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Charlie Hatton
Brookline, MA
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Howdy, friendly reading person!You know you’re not having a ‘good day’ when you find yourself standing in your living room at eight o’clock at night, saying out-loud and apparently rhetorically (because there’s no one else around):
‘Why does everything smell like pee today?!‘
Either my sniffer is on the fritz in some weird, perverted way, or I have some serious, barely-repressed bathroom issues to work through. Or a dog who’s getting much better at hiding her nasty bladder dysfunction.
In any case, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to think about it very much harder. Or talk about it, for that matter. I’m off to stuff orange wedges up my nose, and try to forget any of this ever happened. Citrusy goodness, take me away!
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I can so totally empathize with you. Check out my blog entry from October 7th…”Gross Out”…basically the same crap…no pun intended!!!
And while you’re checking out other people’s blogs, why not buy some v-hi-agra from MY site?!
Charlie, maybe you’re going to have a stroke. Well, you’re definitely going to stroke yourself sooner or later, but I hear that some people often get olfactory hallucinations as part of a brain tumor or before having a stroke.
Could just be that you wee’d on your hand and then wiped it under your nose.
Dying, or just filthy? You pick!