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Posts: Bitter Old Man Rants
Jun 28, 2015:
The Day the Music One-Clicked Onto My Hard Drive
May 06, 2014:
Hello Discness, My Old Friend
Apr 10, 2014:
Kitty Whipped
Jul 07, 2013:
The Reflection Rejection
Mar 08, 2013:
A Twitter Is as Twitter Does
Jan 15, 2013:
The Foot Lacker
Oct 08, 2012:
No Sleep Till Brookline
Jul 05, 2012:
Everything Bad Is Kind Of Still Bad, Again
Jul 02, 2012:
A Fool and His Facebook
May 03, 2012:
A Hard Day's Pants
Apr 22, 2012:
Of PBS, Podcasts and Polioed Presidents
Jan 19, 2012:
Racqueteering
Nov 14, 2011:
None Shall Class
Aug 04, 2011:
That Old Fart Rock and Roll
Apr 27, 2011:
Express Yourself, Before You Mess Yourself
May 19, 2009:
Walk It Off, Doofus
Mar 29, 2009:
Weekend Werind: There's Plenty of Crying in Basketball
Feb 02, 2008:
I Recommend You Go to Hell
Jul 12, 2007:
Bitter, Bitter Pills
Nov 28, 2006:
The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 02, 2006:
Game Plans for Geezers
Oct 16, 2006:
Athletics for the Rest of Us
Sep 27, 2006:
Where Are They Now? Right Where I Want Them!
Sep 08, 2006:
Play Twice, Pay the Price
Aug 27, 2006:
They're Baaa-aaaack!
Jul 05, 2006:
Miss Manners Would Be Mortified
Jun 19, 2006:
The Chowderhead Cheerleader
May 24, 2006:
Get My Hearing Aid, Ma -- The Band's A-Playing!
May 01, 2006:
E.F. Hutton, Where Art Thou?
Apr 14, 2006:
A Dilemma in Denim
Feb 25, 2006:
Flying the Unfriendly Skies
Sep 15, 2005:
Exercise, Schmexercise... Who Brought the Cranberries?
Sep 26, 2004:
And Baby, You Should See My 'Ham and Eggs'
Sep 17, 2004:
Just Call Me 'Gramps' and Throw Me in a Rocker
Jul 27, 2004:
Candles, Candles Everywhere
May 22, 2004:
What the Hell Is Wrong With Me? Huh? What Is It? What? Huh?!
Apr 27, 2004:
Shit, I Don't Even Have a 'Fly Crib'! Or Know What That Means! Argh!
Apr 26, 2004:
You Know the 'Good Kind of Hurt'? Well, This Ain't It, Dammit
Mar 25, 2004:
Yes, I'm Bitter -- But I'm Right, Too, Goddamit
Mar 17, 2004:
I Refuse to Watch TV, On the Grounds That I May Inbooberate Myself
Feb 16, 2004:
I Got Your 'Fisheye Lens' Right Here, Jackass!
Feb 10, 2004:
Dammit, Now I Went and Got All 'Thinky'... Blech!
Jan 30, 2004:
Baby, Is It Time for My Geritol Yet?
Jan 18, 2004:
I'd Rather Be a 'Blogger Idol' Than an 'Idle Blogger'
Nov 18, 2003:
Jeez, Nobody Told Me I'd Have to Make Decisions!
Nov 11, 2003:
Look, Just Show Me Your Boobs and We'll Call It Even, Okay?
Oct 27, 2003:
That's It -- Next Week I'm Sleeping Through the Whole Damned Thing
Aug 26, 2003:
Bringing the Joy of Music to People Who Really Wish I Wouldn't
Jul 20, 2003:
Training for the 'Old Fart Olympics'
Jul 17, 2003:
And Now, for Your Non-Listening Probably-Not-Pleasure...
Jun 25, 2003:
The Dream Job Giveth, and the Dream Job Taketh Away
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