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Happy Friday, boys and girls. I hope you’ve got your funny bones all rubbed down and warmed up, and.. um, dude. That’s not your ‘funny’ bone. Put that thing away before you put someone’s eye out. Perv.
Anyway, it’s time for this week’s installation of ‘Punchline Fever‘. And I’ve got some serious sleepin’ to do soon, so let’s get this show rolling down the avenue, Chachi. First, the rules:
1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.
That’s all you need to know, people. Now hop in there, and get yo’ freaky fever on!
Punchline Fever #17:
‘In the news this week, there was a story about a brilliant dog from Germany that knows over 200 words. Nice. Well, I’ve got a dog, too, but she’s not nearly so bright. My dog only seems to recognize six not-so-very-useful words: _______________________________‘
There you go, my bloggy brethren. And, um, brethrettes. Or, uh, whatever. Anyway, that’s the ticket for this week. Get in there and give ’em hell, people. Rock on.Permalink | 12 Comments
…’That’s it, girl, lick your ass.’
best joke i saw all week “Israeli Government Seeks Bulldozer Operators With Experience” at http://www.brainsnap.com
‘Slobber on my face more often.’…
I’m at a loss.
“Get your own damn slippers, jackass!”
Wipe. Your. Ass. On. The. Carpet.
She hasn’t figure out “Don’t” yet.
“Sleep on the furniture”…and two other random words (his decision…they are always different) that makes him go crazy howling at the door like a crazed prisoner that hasn’t left the house in 10 years.
“Blah Blah Blah (insert name here)Blah Blah.”
“What the fuck is this shit?”
“What the fuck are you doin’?”
“Get me a fuckin’ beer, bitch?”
I gonna hump you all night