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I originally wrote this piece for MediaShower.com, for use on the late, great comedy site ZuG.com. Text and images published here with permission.
The world is a filthy place. And I’m not just talking about the gaps under our refrigerators, or Mike Rowe’s favorite hangouts, or ninety-nine-point-nine-nine percent of the internet. I mean everything. Dirt and muck and dust build up faster than we can clean it — and once we finally have cleaned it up, it’s right back again. Like a boomerang. Or chlamydia. Or Mike Rowe.
How to stem the tide of filth and keep oneself squeaky clean? That’s what I aimed to find out, from some of the world’s leading dirt-busters (who aren’t named Mike Rowe). Read on for my findings — and my actual posts on the companies’ Facebook pages. It’s a dirty job — and who else would do those for you?
(Oh, hush. Smartass.)
Last week, Zolton rose and shoned’d with pranks on Quaker Oats, Frosted Flakes, Eggo and Philips Norelco. Want to join in the prank? Click the links to see each real-life Facebook post, and comment or ‘Like’ them to generate more buzz. Or visit Zolton’s own Facebook page!Permalink | No Comments
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