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Holy Crap! Is the Weekend Really Over Already?!

Oh, people. Man, I don’t know what you expect from me.

Honestly — I’d love to think of some sort of witty bullshit to regale you with tonight… but I’m beat. Dead. All tiggedy-tuckered out.

Last night, we had our ‘advanced comedy class’ graduation show. And it kicked ass — we had a nice crowd, and everyone had great sets, and it was just generally a big fat horny lovefest all the way around. This is what comedy should feel like, people. I think I even peed my pants, just a little. In a good way — you understand.

Anyway, I did that last night.

(And look for the corresponding video clip soon on the left sidebar over there — I’ll get that copied over soon, and all formatted up for you. I’m nothing if not all-inclusive — everybody gets to share in the sweaty love we had last night. All you gotta do is click the link, baby. I’ll hook you up; I’m fly like that.)

So, that was last night. Then, I came home, went to bed, and got up early this morning to go tailgate with some friends at the Patriots game down in Foxboro. So I was out in the cold and wind, drinking and stuffing down food, for the past seven hours or so. And now, there’s more NFL action on the tube, plus work and meetings and another comedy show looming tomorrow. Dang, mother fuckers.

All of which is to say — I don’t wanna be a pussy or anything… but I think I’m gonna cut out early tonight. I’d love to try and think up some elaborate ridiculous story, or whip up a nine-paragraph dick joke or something, but I just don’t have the strength right now. Frankly, I’m just too poopered out.

So, keep an eye out for that clip from last night — the crowd kicked ass, I had a blast, and some of that crap is brand new, so you might get a kick out of it. I’ll try and get that up tonight or tomorrow, and I’ll check in with a real entry soon — but until then, I’m gonna need my resticles, so I’ll have to leave you with the shit that’s already strewn around here. You kids have fun — and have a great end-of-the-weekend — and I’ll see you again soon. Cheers!