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Howdy, friendly reading person!I just thought you should know:
Earlier today, I was given a banana — for free, mind you, and it wasn’t rotting or anything — from a woman wearing a T-shirt that read:
‘Sorry… you looked cute from far away’
Did I mention I got the banana for free? And I ate it, too.
Jealous much?
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“from far away”? Well wasn’t that nice to know that “from far away” you were attractive enough to garner a free banana, but perhaps had you been a little closer, well, you might missed out…
That is sweet
Um. Seems to me that accepting food from random strangers, no matter how zany their t-shirts may be, would be a fairly bad idea.
But that’s just me.
Yea, Monkey is right. didn’t your ever moma tell you, ‘Nay, Nay From strangers stay away?’