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Happy Friday morning, everybody! It’s time once more for everyone’s favorite game of ‘I’ll set ’em up; you knock ’em down’: ‘Punchline Fever‘. Here’s how the deal goes down:
1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.
Them’s the rules, and here’s this week’s Punchline Fever!
Punchline Fever #6:
‘The young newlyweds were very excited about trying sex during nude skydiving. That is, until they discovered that the last couple who attempted it ended up ____________________________‘
There you are, folks. There are plenty of punchlines to go around, so get in there and mix it up. And if that’s not enough for you, then head on over to the main ‘Punchline Fever‘ page, and work on your comedy skills in the archives. Catch the fever!Permalink | 8 Comments
…killing someone on the ground when they accidentally dropped the condom.
getting divorced….sex in goggles never goes over well unless your playing German fighter pilot fantasy games…dirty, dirty, fantasy games.
Landing in the wet spot.
trying to pull the wrong rip cord
waited just a little too long to climax
Didn’t pull out in time.
FUCKED UP! Literally.
86’d instead of 69’d.
PS: I can’t believe no one else came up with that.
Not realizing that ‘nude’ should have still included a parachute.