Hello again, folks, and welcome to another episode of Punchline Fever, the game where you play comedian for a day. Or an hour, or three minutes, or however long it takes you to come up with a punchline. You get the idea.
First, for you folks just tuning in, let’s review the rules:
1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.
Super. Just super. And now, without further ado, let’s move on to the lightning round — which is the only round, by the way — of this week’s Punchline Fever:
Punchline Fever #27:
‘Teri was alone on the elevator at work when she decided to reach into her slacks and adjust her panties. Unfortunately, when the doors opened on her floor, she still had both hands down her pants. Worse, the boss had been waiting for the elevator and asked what the hell she was doing. Always the quick thinker, Teri replied, ‘Oh, this? It’s nothing — I was just
There you have it, folks. Come on down, you’re the next contestant. And if you just can’t get enough of that crazy fun, then play the ‘home version’ by checking out the full Punchline Fever archive page. That’s all for this week. Tune in next time — same time, same channel, same computer — for more Punchline Fever madness. Amd please, don’t forget to spay or neuter your pets. G’night, folks! Roll the credits.
P.S. A quick word from our sponsor: If you’ve been waiting to submit your entries for the 2005 Bloggies, then don’t tarry any longer. The deadline for nominations is today, at 10pm EST.
So get out and rock the vote. It’s the most democratic thing you’ll do all day, probably. And the ‘sale’ ends today — get out there, shoppers!Permalink | 10 Comments