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Is It Me… Or Is There a Fever In Here?

Hey, kids and kidlets — time once again for another round of Punchline Fever! Let’s get right to bidness. First, the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

And that’s how the game works, folks. Here’s your challenge for the week:

Punchline Fever #4:

‘Certainly, Martha Stewart’s gonna have the classiest cell in prison, with designer sheets on the cots, and a crocheted splash guard for the toilet-hole. But I wonder whether she’ll go so far as to ___________________________.‘

There you go — zing away, nice people!

(Quick note: I’m still working on getting the comments here to show up on the main ‘Punchline Fever!’ page, so please bear with me on this week’s (and last week’s) entries in that regard.

I’ll have all of this sorted out soon; sorry for sending you around all willy-nilly to get in your punchlines. That’s outrageous! Happy Friday!)