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Gimme a Fiver, I’ll Give You… a Fever

Howdy, kids. I’m a little late with today’s Punchline Fever, I’m afraid — six hours of shovelling the white stuff will do that to you.

(No, dammit, I’m not a coke fiend. I was shovelling snow, all right? From the blizzard. Sheesh. Get your mind out of Boogie Nights, will ya?)

Anyway, I’m here now, and finally able to move my arms and fingers again, so let’s give this puppy a whirl, shall we? First, a quick review of the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Got it? Good. Then let’s venture forth into this week’s Punchline Fever:

Punchline Fever #29:

‘Joe was pretty excited when his wife suggested they try a ‘threesome in bed’. But he wasn’t nearly so ‘pumped’ when he discovered that she meant __________________‘

That’s the setup for this week, folks. Hop in there and punch-punch-punchline away. And if you’re still itchin’ to make more yuks, hop on over to the main Punchline Fever page and impress us with more side-splitting goodness. I’m out for now. Ciao!