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Why Won’t Anyone Believe Me?

Folks, if there’s anything better than March Madness basketball, I don’t know what it is.

Well, that’s not exactly true, I suppose.

On the other hand, if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball, I don’t know what it is.

Except — silly me. What was I thinking?

Clearly, if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room, I don’t know what it is.

Wait a second — yes, I do.

But if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room on St. Patrick’s Day, I don’t know what it is.

Oops. Scratch that.

However — if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room on St. Patrick’s Day, with a cold six-pack of Guinness in your fridge, I don’t know what it is.

Hold on. I’m on a roll here.

If there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room on St. Patrick’s Day, with a cold six-pack of Guinness in your fridge, and tasty leftover tacos for dinner, I don’t know what it is.

You know, by now you’d think I’d realize there’s more coming. But no. I’m a douchebag.

So… if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room on St. Patrick’s Day, with a cold six-pack of Guinness in your fridge, and tasty leftover tacos for dinner, snuggled up with a nice blanket and a warm puppy, I don’t know what it is.

Ahhhh… and that’s almost true. Still, there’s just one more bit of goodness going on here tonight.

Because you see, if there’s anything better than four channels of March Madness basketball in the comfort of your own living room on St. Patrick’s Day, with a cold six-pack of Guinness in your fridge, and tasty leftover tacos for dinner, snuggled up with a nice blanket and a warm puppy, and you manage to squeeze a ridiculously long blog post out of the situation when you had nothing at all to write about… well then, I just simply don’t know what it is.

Really, I don’t. Honestly this time.

I’m done. I’m going back to hoops and Guinness and tacos now. Bye, folks!

Seriously, people. That’s all you get. Go watch hoops and drink, would you? Shoo!