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What’s Next? A Clown in Congress? Oh. Right…

You know, I don’t often do the traditional, ‘linky comment’ blog thing, but I just couldn’t pass this up:

It seems that some of the unsavory elements out in Oklahoma have been watching their Simpsons. They’ve finally flipped and gone into the grease-stealing business. And apparently, they’re pretty good at it — they’ve got five thousand pounds of the goop already.

Just wait until they decide to hit the local elementary school, and run into Groundskeeper Willie while they’re siphoning off his ‘retirement grease’. Ah, good times, good times.

I’m certain this must be a sign of the apocalypse; I’m just not quite sure which one. I’ll be on the lookout for rivers of blood and that locust thing, though. Just in case.