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Howdy, friendly reading person!
I'm on a bit of a hiatus right now, but only to work on other projects -- one incredibly exciting example being the newly-released kids' science book series Things That Make You Go Yuck!
If you're a science and/or silliness fan, give it a gander! See you soon!

Thou Shalt Collect Two of Every Adjective, and Pronoun, and Conjunction…

One o’ these days, Blog — pow! Right in the kisser!

Howdy, all. Short, late note this time, but I realized, just a tad tardily, that I’ve been blogging now for forty days and forty nights. And how could I let something of such Biblical proportion slip by, eh?

Yea, sayeth the author, yon blog is my ark, and shall protecteth me from the rising waters of ridicule. And verily willith it shield me from the furious waves of they who giggleth, not with me, but at. Smiteth down the unwashed heathens with wit, and with irony, o blog, soeth the restest of us shalleth liveth in peace forevereth more. Amen. Eth.

(Tee hee. Any time I see something written in ‘ye olde Biblical style’, I can’t help but picture Sylvester the Cat trying to wrap his slobbery, lispy mouth around all those ‘eth’ words. Thufferin’ thuccotash!)

Anyway, forgive the oddities above. It’s mighty late, and I’m in need of sleep. Pay no attention to the drivel you see. I mainly wanted to slip in the forty days comment — it’s already forty-one or forty-two, so I couldn’t wait much longer. Oh, and I wanted to post the first link to my 101 Things About Me page. Most of the links aren’t filled in yet, but I’ll be doing some work there in the coming days.

(Hopefully days, and not weeks!)

Anyway, check it out. I’ll eventually put a link on the sidebar here, but only after I’ve put a little more meat on the entries. Until then, it’s pretty much a list like anyone else’s — long, startling, and, in the end, scary. (You can make your own John Holmes jokes here, folks. I’m too tired.)

So, that’s it. If you want to leave me any comments on the list, you can drop ’em here.

(The list is on a different server, and with no comments hooked up to it.)

I’ll drop in again after I’ve had a few hours of shuteye. Until then… well, I suppose it was put best in a movie, as most clever things are:

In the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

Nighty night, folks. And have a pleasant tomorrow.

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