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Obligitory Post-Vegas Weak-Assed Update

Hey, folks.

I’m back. And not dead, quite.

I am sick, though — no, really, not hung over; I mean it. I started feeling icky on the plane ride over, and spent most of the weekend fevered and shivery. And not in the way I was planning to, either. I did ‘hang with the guys’ for all but one event — a dinner I might not have kept down, anyway — so there’ll still be tales to tell. Don’t get your thongs in a froth.

So, more info soon, but for now it’s off to bed. Me and my buddy NyQuil have some catching up to do. Getting sick on vacation blows monkeys. Or in this case, maybe trained tigers. Look for more just as soon as the meds wear off. G’night, folks.