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It’s a Hiccup in the Schedule — Just a Hiccup!

Hey, all.

Sorry to have nothing more than this to say today.

And hell, it’s not even today, technically. I’m backdating it an hour or two to pretend it’s still Wednesday.

But please, know this — I’m thinking of you, even at this late (early) hour.

And I’ll make it up to you, sooner rather than later — I just got back from my show at the ‘On the Hill Tavern’, and I’ll be posting my (less then professionally recorded) set soon.

I’m also working on a monster — and I do mean monster post with answers to new interview questions from Amber. (Yeah, I thought I was done with that shit, too… but you know how it goes. You’ll see — I’ll try and make it worth the effort, anyway.)

But for now — at 1:30 Thursday morning — it’s all I can do to backdate this post and get the hell to bed, where my lovely and infinitely patient wife awaits. I’ll see you tomorrow (today), and you’ll have more than you can handle to read, let me assure you. Sleep well, dear readers — you’re gonna need that rest. I know I will. G’night!

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9 Responses to “It’s a Hiccup in the Schedule — Just a Hiccup!”

  1. nefarious says:

    HOLY SHIT! (Sorry… I never curse in a blog, especially in comments… but you are really freaking me out with this pygmy post.)

    I am tempted to analyze your recent entries just to determine some sort of causality. I MUST get to the bottom of this.

    Then again, I could simply post some Lorem Ipsum to make up for your current void. Yeah, that’s a good idea….

    Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec lectus. Vivamus pede. Curabitur vehicula placerat erat. Proin sagittis ipsum in lacus. Praesent blandit. In elit. Suspendisse semper erat nec enim. Aenean scelerisque tempus pede. Ut dolor diam, interdum tempor, porta sit amet, elementum at, enim. Pellentesque rhoncus mauris ut metus. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos.

    Yeah, now we’re talking! I have no damned idea what we are saying, but at least is is voluminous.

  2. Charlie says:

    Dude. I am all about the voluminous. You know that. I simply wouldn’t let you down.

    (Only… it’s after midnight, and I’m a little drunk, and my next post isn’t ready yet… so really, I guess I would let you down, just a little.

    But only temporarily. Promise, dude. After you see the epic that’s going up tomorrow, you’ll realize that, if anything, today and tomorrow combined will increase my word-per-post average. Seriously. This is serious shit, man. I wouldn’t kid around here.)

    Just gimme a few more hours to sleep, and I’ll be riiiiight witcha, okay?

  3. Amber says:

    You know, nef, that it’s just that he’s scared of my questions. Of course, I’m even more scared of his answers…

  4. nv says:

    I have my questions from you but just found them in my trash! Zounds! I’ll get them to you when I’m done with my paper on depressing and inhumane actions….thanks for the *short* break!

  5. Joe says:

    The suspense is KILLING me!!!

  6. shelley says:

    Okay, it’s 6 p.m. and no post today. And none yesterday, really. I have needs, you know.

  7. Jeff A says:

    Hmmm, I read that whole thing! I remember one part! Charlie tinkled on the teachers desk na nee na nee naaaa neeeee!

  8. Jeff A says:

    Jeff posted his comment in the wrong damn thread, he’s a friggen moron!

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