Hey, folks. Nothing much to see here tonight. If it makes you feel any better — and I know it gets my cockles warm, but your mileage may vary — I’m working on a new feature behind the scenes. Assuming I don’t get distracted — always a risk, I’ll admit — it should be ready in a day or so. And entertaining for… hell, who knows? Ten more minutes after that, maybe? Twelve? Eh. It makes me giggle right now, and that’s something, anyway.
In the meantime, I’ll leave you with a rather unsettling observation I made upon arriving at work today:
It is never — never, never ever — good to see three large men in janitors uniforms standing in the bathroom you desperately need to use. It’s especially ungood if one of them is snaking an enormous rubber hose from a vacuum pump into one of the stalls. Actually, the only stall. In the only bathroom. Oh, the squinchies! The horrible, horrible squinchies!
Anyway, that was my day in a nutshell — grumbling to myself, and keeping my legs crossed until the brain trust drained the latrine. Or unclogged it, or rescued Timmy from it, or whatever the hell they were doing in there. It should be safe to go back in a few days. I’ll just have to hold it until then, I suppose. Or start weeing in the parking garage. Nice options, eh?Permalink | No Comments