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Eek!Cards #9: Knit One, Purl Clue

(The ‘Eek!Cards’ explan.)

Completely Unrelated Saturday Anecdote:

Wife: What the hell is that music you’ve got on?

Me: It’s, um, a song in Russian from twelve years ago sung by an underage faux lesbian Russian pop duo.

Wife: *blink*

Me: *blink*

Wife: So, are you… listening to it ironically?

Me: Y’know, hon, at this point, who the hell can even tell any more?

It’s only a matter of time before she legally files for separate iTunes accounts.