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Eek!Cards #30: Shall I Help You Count the Ways?

(The ‘Eek!Cards’ explan.)

You think it’s just an Eek!Card tonight. But no. It’s three things more.

First: If you’d like to read more of my silliness, the fine folks over at Life’s Suggestion Box have posted a bit of dietary advice I offered to one of their readers.

Yes, I said “dietary advice”

No, you shut up. And stop laughing, dammit.

Second: If you’d prefer to listen to my nonsense, tune into my good friend Kris Earle’s radio extravaganza Time Travel on WMFO this Wednesday from 5-7pm.

At 6pm, we — with fellow musketeer Winston Kidd — will debut live a 20-plus minute sketch comedy set. We’re Deli Juices, and it’s like a one-man show — only three times better! Tune in, cupcakes.

And third: If what you really want is to see me making as ass of myself in person, then show your smirking butt up at ImprovBoston on Saturday night at 9:30pm for the Deli Juices debut in Sketch Cagematch.

We both know you’ve always secretly wanted to see Deli Juices on fire! Come see. It’s good stuff.