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I’m A-Feelin’ Me a Fever

Happy Friday, everybody! It’s time once again for Punchline Fever! For those of you who missed last week’s inaugural run, here are the rules of the game, as quoted from that post:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

I’ve also signed up to get the festivities started with a punchline of my own, just to grease your naughty little wheels. So without further ado, let’s get to this week’s festivities!

Punchline Fever #2:

‘Why yes, Mr. Finley, that is quite a rash you’ve got there. But frankly, you have to expect such things if you allow your wife to ___________________’

Oh my goodness, the fun we’ll have!

So dig in, folks. No lines, no waiting. And be sure to check out all the Fevers — currently only two, but there’ll be a new one every week! It’s never too late to chime in, you know. This is one fever that’s fun to catch! Woot!

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25 Responses to “I’m A-Feelin’ Me a Fever”

  1. Charlie says:

    …feed you ‘chickenpox soup for the soul’.

  2. HR LADY says:

    Intern UNDER a presidential hopeful.

  3. Brad says:

    covet your neighbors house

  4. Jeff A says:

    Wear fiberglass gloves!

  5. Jeff A says:

    Have sex in the ivy patch!

  6. tj says:

    sell her body for medical experiments and then find out that she’s actually just sleeping with the whole entire college football team and catching god knows what from those muscle-bound idiots … THAT WHORE!

    sorry … where am i? i blacked out there for a sec.

  7. Bob says:

    put her mouth where my herpes are!

  8. HR LADY says:

    act as sex therapist at a veterinary clinic.

  9. HR LADY says:

    your money where her mouth is.

  10. HR LADY says:

    oops -that’s PUT your money where her mouth is.

  11. HR LADY says:

    explore the premise that A bird in the hand is as good as two in the BUSH.

  12. Saltation says:

    go into the kitchen.

  13. Saltation says:

    [ok, that was a little self-referential (see previous “punchline fever” if it doesn’t make sense)]

  14. garybibb says:

    continue to have 3 ways with Rosie O’Donnell and her wife/husband thingy.

  15. zoot says:

    lick you after eating shellfish. you know you’re allergic!

  16. HR LADY says:

    cowbang a pile of pudsnugglers.

  17. HR LADY says:

    host the Moravian Soccer Team.

  18. MileHighCyn says:

    Eat peanuts under the covers.

  19. Joe says:

    Sit there all day!

  20. loon says:

    buy a book titled How To Give Your Spouse a Nasty Rash When They Piss You Off.

  21. Cliff says:

    take night classes in acupuncture.

  22. Cliff says:

    eat hot wings in bed.

  23. Cliff says:

    skip the rinse cycle. (I’m running out of steam here.)

  24. Cliff says:

    own a flea circus.

  25. Rae says:

    suck on cough drops all day due to her horrendous ass-kicking cold and then ask for a hummer!

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