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Charlie Hatton
Brookline, MA
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Howdy, friendly reading person!All right, folks — it’s time for this week’s Punchline Fever. If you know the score, then skip on down to this week’s setup. If you’re new to the game, then peep this, bro (or sis; we’re all about the sis’s around here, too):
The rules of Punchline Fever are as follows:
1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.
That’s it, folks. Now get out there and make me proud!
Punchline Fever #3:
‘The ‘airline with an all-nude staff’ seemed like a good idea at the time. But they had to close down when the passengers started ___________________‘
Oh, this one’s gonna be fun, folks — hop in there with your best punchline, and feel the fever! And don’t forget to check out the main Fever page for a glimpse at all the hilarity. Happy Friday, everybody!
(Quick note: on the main PF index page, the comments for this week’s edition may be a little wonky, b/c the page is hand-edited, not blogged, and I’m still figuring out how to make that page display comments made here.
So feel free to use the main index for your weeks 1 and 2 Punchline Fevers, but until I grow a brain big enough to figure this out, you may want to keep week 3 comments right here. Now start punching!)
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…asking for ‘coffee, tea, and the other kind of milk’.
…taking a whole new kind of “upright position” during landing.
…asking if they could test the stewardess’ flotation devices.
Air turbulence caused “too much of a distraction”.
getting more than their tray tables into the upright position.
found some coke in their pubic hair.
Sorry thats for the Clarence Thomas crowd.
Sticking to the seats.
Complaining about “Attendants of Size”
Getting more than a mouthful when the attendant passed out the in-flight snacks.
complaining about the free nuts.
asking for seconds on the FREE NUTS
…kept pushing the attendants down the emergency slides just to see their asses smoke.
stuffing doallr bills whereever they would fit in/on hte staff!
to not even bother making a trip to the bathroom when joining the mile high club…
…complaining about whole new meaning of the slogan, “We love to fly, and it shows.”
complaining when the pilot grabbed the wrong stick
jumping out of the plane because all the attendents looked like Rosie O’Donnell.
… requesting jumping jacks.
Started humping their legs.
Started adjusting the wrong knobs for their airflow
Ya know, Charlie, You really ought to pick a winner each week!
tipping the attendants up the wazoo.