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I'm on a bit of a hiatus right now, but only to work on other projects -- one incredibly exciting example being the newly-released kids' science book series Things That Make You Go Yuck!
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Friday Fever Time!

Aloha, good people. Aloha, and welcome to another installment of Punchline Fever, the game where you provide the funnies. For our fresh new faces in the crowd, here’s how we dance this little tango:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Sweet, simple, and it’ll only make you a little crazy.

(Like eating a pound of cane sugar, or spending an hour with Jessica Simpson. But I digress.)

Anyway, lest I start having daydreams about corny pop stars and mounds of sugar, here’s this week’s Punchline Fever! Enjoy!

Punchline Fever #15:

Joe never knew what a problem taking Viagra would turn out to be. It worked great in the bedroom, but he didn’t realize that the ‘effects’ could last all day. And that was rather inconvenient, given that Joe was a police officer; he tried to control his ‘excitement’, but still he kept ________________________________

That’s all you get this week, kiddies. If you want more of the same, you’ll have to go digging through the Punchline Fever archives. Or wait until next week, when I’ll set ’em up again, so you can knock ’em down. Now, don’t we make a great team? Happy Friday!

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9 Responses to “Friday Fever Time!”

  1. Charlie says:

    …accidentally honking the car horn with it on stakeouts.

  2. Jeff A says:

    Poking speeders in the eye when they rolled their window down.

  3. Jeff A says:

    Grabbing the wrong gun when it was time to draw.

  4. wlfldy says:

    shooting first and asking questions later.

  5. Dawn says:

    …grabbing the wrong baton.

  6. nefarious says:

    … hitting people with his ‘night stick of love’.

  7. Lizz says:

    getting asked, “Is that your night stick or are you just happy to see me?”

  8. Brad says:

    accidently “poking people” when he tried to frisk them.

  9. Rae says:

    He was misunderstood a time or two about who or what was to go down and where. (“The window ma’am.”)

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