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Fever Time!… Can’t Touch This!

Okay, kiddies — it’s time again for another installment of Punchline Fever. So let’s not beat around the bushski — let’s lock and load and see what manner of hilarity this week’s premise will bring us. But first, the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

That’s all you need to know, folks. So now, let’s hop in with both feet and deliver a… Punchline Fever:

Punchline Fever #12:

Tiffani (with an ‘i’, naturally) had a hard time integrating into the ‘real world’ when her career as an exotic dancer ended. She landed a job at the local grocery store for a while, but got fired because she _______________________________

I don’t know what else I can say. Ladies, gents — try your hand at this week’s premise, if you dare. Or try your luck with all the Punchline Fevers to date. There’s plenty to go around, and plenty more where these came from. We’re just getting started, boys and girls. Happy Friday!

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11 Responses to “Fever Time!… Can’t Touch This!”

  1. Charlie says:

    …kept stuffing the customers’ change down the front of their pants.

  2. wlfldy says:

    kept trying to put pasteys on all the customers melons.

  3. theresa says:

    kept getting fresh with the produce.

  4. Holly says:

    …was distracting the other employees with all the lap dances…

  5. Brad says:

    She got fired because she was caught stealing $70.00, all in $1.00 bills.

  6. The Tech says:

    she kept jumping on the poles and sliding down them.

  7. Frac says:

    Kept letting people fondle her melons.

  8. Jeff A says:

    Did things with the bananas that no one had ever seen before, or ever wanted to see again.

  9. Vivian says:

    …refused to check out the minors.

  10. Rae says:

    She kept asking the customers for tips for carrying their meat.

  11. #Debi says:

    …misunderstood when the voice on the intercom said, “Bagger on register 4!”

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