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Well, it’s Friday once again, and that can mean only one thing, people — it’s time for this week’s Punchline Fever. I’ll let you loose on this week’s setup in just a second, but first, let’s review the rules:
1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.
B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.
iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.
So, let’s do this funkah thing, folks! Let’s catch Punchline Fever!
Punchline Fever #8:
‘Joe was shocked that the sleazy motel showed only ‘pornified’ versions of his favorite TV shows. He watched for as long as he could stand it, making it through ‘Beaverly Hillbillies’, ‘South Pork’, and ‘Little Hos on the Prairie’. But he just couldn’t stand to watch any more after ten minutes of _________________________.’
There you go — wet your comedy whistle and have a go at it. And if that’s not hot enough for ya, then there’s plenty more Punchline Fever in the archives. Go get ’em, tigers!Permalink | 21 Comments
…’Everybody Loves Ramrod’.
“The F*cks of Life”?
The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Sally Jessy Rafeal Show, and Spunkcenter.
‘Jerry Spanker’ episode ‘Men Who Love Men and the Wives That Made Them Do It.’
My vote goes for Charlie.
This Old Whorehouse.
Porn Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine”
Golden Shower Girls.
HeadBangers Ball (oh wait, that one’s for real. never mind)
I’m going to sit out this one, I don’t watch enough television. I don’t think cartoons count.
The Wet Wing, Inside The Actors Vagina, Lube Your Enthusiasm
2 Guys and a Girl (oh wait, that is a real title)
Eight (inches) is Enough
Law and Orgasm: Criminal Intercourse
Hill Street Poos
Star Trek: The Next Penetration
Max & Ruby (the real story) ok sorry I am still on about them
I tea bagged Lucy
So You Want to Fu** a Millionaire
Life Goes on (Corky gets his cork popped)
Ball in the Family
The Wonder Queers
Queers (where everybody knows your ass)
The Dick Van Dyke show (no changes needed)
My three bones
Fu**s of Life
Gimme a boink
Wee Pee Herman Show
Pork Me Brewster
I should stop now shouldn’t I?
Touched by an A-Hole
Big Bosom Buddies
Father Blows Best