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Fever, Fever, Fever, Fever — Mushroom! Mushroom!

Well, it’s Friday once again, and that can mean only one thing, people — it’s time for this week’s Punchline Fever. I’ll let you loose on this week’s setup in just a second, but first, let’s review the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

So, let’s do this funkah thing, folks! Let’s catch Punchline Fever!

Punchline Fever #8:

Joe was shocked that the sleazy motel showed only ‘pornified’ versions of his favorite TV shows. He watched for as long as he could stand it, making it through ‘Beaverly Hillbillies’, ‘South Pork’, and ‘Little Hos on the Prairie’. But he just couldn’t stand to watch any more after ten minutes of _________________________.’

There you go — wet your comedy whistle and have a go at it. And if that’s not hot enough for ya, then there’s plenty more Punchline Fever in the archives. Go get ’em, tigers!

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21 Responses to “Fever, Fever, Fever, Fever — Mushroom! Mushroom!”

  1. Charlie says:

    …’Everybody Loves Ramrod’.

  2. Matty says:

    “The F*cks of Life”?

  3. Bob says:

    The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Sally Jessy Rafeal Show, and Spunkcenter.

  4. wlfldy says:

    ‘Jerry Spanker’ episode ‘Men Who Love Men and the Wives That Made Them Do It.’

    My vote goes for Charlie.

  5. Buzz says:

    This Old Whorehouse.

  6. Buzz says:

    Porn Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine”

  7. Buzz says:

    Golden Shower Girls.

  8. Buzz says:

    HeadBangers Ball (oh wait, that one’s for real. never mind)

  9. Brenda says:

    I’m going to sit out this one, I don’t watch enough television. I don’t think cartoons count.

  10. cw says:

    The Wet Wing, Inside The Actors Vagina, Lube Your Enthusiasm

  11. Brad says:

    2 Guys and a Girl (oh wait, that is a real title)

    how about:

    Eight (inches) is Enough

    Fisting Amy

    Average Ho

  12. shelley says:


    G-String Girls.

    Law and Orgasm: Criminal Intercourse

  13. Pauly D says:

    Hill Street Poos

  14. zoot says:

    Star Trek: The Next Penetration

  15. Jeff A says:

    Max & Ruby (the real story) ok sorry I am still on about them

    Trading Faces

    I tea bagged Lucy

    So You Want to Fu** a Millionaire

    Life Goes on (Corky gets his cork popped)

    Ball in the Family

    The Wonder Queers

    Silver Spooge

    Queers (where everybody knows your ass)

    The Dick Van Dyke show (no changes needed)

    My three bones

    Butt Buddies

    Diff’rent pokes

    Fu**s of Life

    Families tied

    Gimme a boink

    Mama’s Orgy

    Wee Pee Herman Show

    Pork Me Brewster

    I should stop now shouldn’t I?

  16. Veezer says:

    Touched by an A-Hole

  17. Joe says:

    Big Bosom Buddies

  18. Clark says:

    Father Blows Best

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