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Fee Fi Fo Fum…. Fever!

Hello, good morning, and welcome to this week’s Punchline Fever, folks. As many of you know, this is our little weekly chance to get goofy and dig into a nice juicy joke setup together. Sure, like most of the best things in life, some days are juicier than others. Hopefully, today will be a good one for juicin’. I do likes me my squeezin’s, folks.

All right, before this gets any damned siller, let’s review the rules for Punchline Fever:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

Got it? Good. Then let’s throw down this week’s entry:

Punchline Fever #13:

Dennis was always taught to ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you’. Of course, no one ever mentioned that he shouldn’t take it literally when it came to the cute new girl working with him at the fast food joint. Needless to say, the girl was awfully surprised when he ____________________________

That’s it, folks — get those punchlines rolling in, why don’t you? And if you’ve got any juices left, then check out all of the Punchline Fevers. Let’s keep this Friday rolling, whadda ya say?

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8 Responses to “Fee Fi Fo Fum…. Fever!”

  1. Charlie says:

    …rubbed chalupa grease on his nipples and asked if she’d like to ‘make a run for his Border’.

  2. Jeff A says:

    Oh man, everything that comes to mind right now is filthy, maybe I should sleep on this one!

  3. QC says:

    …dressed up as a French maid and asked her if she’d like to share a Sausage McMuffin…

  4. Bob says:

    …Rode naked into the restaurant on a pony, holding a PS2 and a copy of Madden 2005…

  5. Brad says:

    Wow, this is too open! The punchline could be so many things! How about:

    He showed up for work wearing nothing but a set of Victoria Secret bra and panties

  6. Frac says:

    …dropped his pants and asked her if she wanted to super-size it.

  7. Amber says:

    Gave her a big mac.

  8. phoenix says:

    put too much “sausage” in her burger

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