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Busy Like a Beaver? Get Yourself a Fever!

Hey, all. Sorry for showing up with this week’s Punchline Fever so late in the day — getting back to work is generally kicking my ass, and I’ve been swamped all day.

But enough chit-chat. It’s Fever day, so a-feverin’ we’re gonna go. First, for you pokey-pantsed late-comers, the rules:

1) I’ll sit around, day and night, thinking of a short but flexible setup for a joke.

B) I’ll post the best setup I can think of, but with a blank where the punchline should go.

iii) Then it’s up to you to come up with your best line, and leave it in the comments, for all to snicker over.

And now, before this Monday is technically over, the setup:

Punchline Fever #26:

‘Timmy’s grandma had been having problems with her nearsightedness for a while. But he knew she was in real trouble when she left to use her electric toothbrush, and he found her __________________________.‘

That’s all for now, chicas and muchachos. I’ll see you people after a few hours of sleep. If you get bored in the meantime, be sure to check out all of the Punchline Fever goodness on the main Fever page. I’m out.