So, like a lot of bloggers, I regularly check my site logs. I like to see who’s checking in, where they came from, what they’re looking for, that sort of thing.
And certainly, I’ve noticed some trends in the past, with respect to the search terms that bring folks to this site. Most of these are pretty much my own doing, of course — a few months ago, for instance, I blogged about Stripperella, and horny toon-hounds have been clogging the fat pipe to my server ever since.
More recently, I’ve ‘earned’ search engine hits by spouting nonsense about subjects like spelling bee contestants, Spongeboob, and — god help me — girthy hot dogs. Unfortunately, I think I pretty much deserve whatever attention I get from that kind of crap.
But over the past few months, I’ve found one search coming up over and over, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never said a damned thing about it:
‘olsen nip slip‘
Seriously, I don’t remember ever mentioning anything along those lines. But, that particular set of search terms seems to lead an awful lot of people — horny, frustrated, generally unbalanced people, presumably — to this site. And so, I’ll try to give you what you’re looking for. Gotta be a good host, right?
I have to admit, though — I really don’t see the attraction. The whole thing seems just a bit perverted, if you ask me. And I go along with some pretty kinky stuff, too… or, well, I would, I think, if anyone ever asked. But this one — this ‘olsen nip slip — that’s just kind of sick.
Still, I said I’d try to deliver, and so I will, personal distaste be damned. And I’ll be honest — I’ve done some pretty thorough searching out there on the web, and I’ve seen some pretty startling things during my quest. I did not, however, actually find a picture that seems to be a verifiable ‘olsen nip slip. Unfortunately, these are the best I could find:
|Olsen w/’come hither’ pucker||Olsen & friend, looking coy|
|Olsen, ‘all dressed up’||Olsen, in robe, grinning|
Well, there you go, people. No ‘nip slip‘, per se, but I gave you what I could. And why the hell you’d want to lay eyes on those nipples, anyway… well, I just don’t know. Maybe it’s the ex-football thing. I mean, you expect the occasional sexual deviant, but jeez — so many searches! What the hell’s the attraction, anyway?Permalink | 2 Comments