Deal with it, man — there’s a lot of shit going on around here these days, and I would just burst if I didn’t tell you about it.
No, really. Burstage. I would be so burstated. No question. Total burstitality. Dude. No lie.
All right, let’s get this over with, all right? I don’t like this semi-serious crap any more than you do, so I’ll try to keep it short. Here goes:
First, an update on the interview questions that I mentioned in my last ‘blog housekeeping’ post. Here’s the tally so far:
Those With Honor (who have posted their answers):
Those With Less Honor So Far (who’ve had the questions for days now, but haven’t yet answered):
So, if you see any of the first group of people, give ’em a pat on the back and a hearty ‘Well done!‘ for slogging through such oddball bizarre questions. And if you see any of the people in the second group, particularly if they’re spending leisure time doing something else — like shopping, or writing something else, or breathing, dammit — tell ’em to get the hell on the ball and get those questions addressed already! I spent a lot of time making those questions difficult and painful, and I wanna see them answered! I’m not just interviewing people for my health, you know.
Moving on. I’ll lump the ‘extrablogicular’ activities in which I’m involved into one section, to save time. As a matter of fact, I’ll just list them, with a short comment on each.
(Right, like I know how to post a ‘short comment‘ on anything, much less myself. That’s like telling those Lord of the Rings people to make a ‘short movie‘. Not likely. Anyway, here’s the list:
Okay, last section — I’ll wrap this up quickly, I promise. I know you folks have a lot of spam filtering to get back to. (See? You should be thanking me for this crap. Meh.)
Anyway, two quick notes about the actual content here on this site. (What? Actually alerting us to real content? The hell you say!)
First, the clip of my ‘mini-set’ at the All Asia Cafe on Sunday night is online. It’s old material, and a really short clip, but hey — if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you, right? Where’s the love, folks?
The other thing, about which I’m particularly proud — is that I finally got off my ass and installed a tagline rotator. There are about fifty of my favorite taglines from this list (plus a couple of new ones) in the hat, and a new one gets plucked out each time you reload the page. So, if you don’t like the little snippet of text underneath the blog title right now, just refresh it until you get one you can stomach. Or until you’ve seen ’em all six times each, and give up in disgust. Eight of one, half dozen of the other, dude.
So, that’s it — thank you kindly for suffering through another of these periodic ‘informational’ posts. I’ll be back later today with your regularly-scheduled yuk-yuks, as soon as I can think of something funny to tell you. (Or until I make up random ridiculous shit, and hope you snicker at it, even out of pity. I’m not picky here, folks.) And in the meantime, you’ll hopefully get some mileage out of the links above. There’s some good shit out there, folks. Come back later, and I’ll try to be good, too. Peace out!Permalink | 5 Comments