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So, I've been thinking the past couple of days, and I realized something that I've neglected around here. In all my time here -- more than a year and a quarter now -- I've never once mentioned the word 'nutsack'.
Now, don't get me wrong -- it's not like I've been meaning to work 'nutsack' in somewhere. Even for me, it's a little bit graphic and icky. Just a little bit. Not enough to stop me from saying it (obviously), but still -- it's not in my normal repertoire.
But then I got to thinking -- a lot of people find this site by entering ridiculous, scary crap into search engines. They come here looking for things like... oh, I dunno, let's just pick some examples from today's logs:
And you know what? That's okay with me. I'm not proud. Nor am I entirely stable myself, or above searching for nasty, blush-inducing crap on the web. So screw it -- I'll give people what they're looking for. And that brings me to my nutsack.
Well, okay -- not my nutsack. Not anybody's nutsack in particular. Just the word, really -- 'nutsack'. See, knowing the sort of 'clientele' that seems to be attracted to this site, I'm guessing that there are people out there who'd probably like reading this crap, and who -- coincidentally, at least -- are making 'nutsack' queries of some sort in one of the search engines. Frankly, it's a 'law of averages' thing. If there's anybody out there reading this, and anyone searching for 'nutsack', the overlap between those groups is gonna be huge. Maybe even perfect.
And I've looked through the archives, and found -- much to my surprise -- that the 'nutsack factor' has simply never come up before. But I feel like it's an important 'hook' for my kind of readers, so I wanted to work it in. And now I have, more times than anyone this side of Redd Foxx or Dice Clay could possibly be comfortable with.
But I'm not done yet, people. Oh, no. Don't call yet, because there's more. That's right.
See, I'm also guessing that there aren't many people out there just searching for 'nutsack'. The readers I know are a little warped, but they're far more creative than that. No, most of the queries that might lead people to this promised land are going to involve compound terms. And I don't want to leave anyone behind, so I should probably sprinkle a few of those in here, too, just to be sure. Let's give it a shot:
(See what happens when I can't think of anything else to write on Saturday afternoon? A passel of nutsacks. Man. I really need to plan these posts out in advance. Nutsacks. Sheesh.)
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You'll be refreshed to know that atleast one person that came to your site did so for reasons other than trying to find porn (a note to those people, it's called free TPG's find one and from there you should find a plethora of other shameful sites). I did so off of yahoo 'cause I'm trying to expand the number of kewl/funny sites that I can visit when I'm bored at work with nothing job-related to do. Currently, I go to homestarrunner, somethingpositive, stickdeath, joecartoon, and 'I'm spent!'. It was like at the bottom of the list I was on, but once I read the title I thought to myself . Oh, and don't forget about tha good ole 'Blumpkin' (if you dunno what that is ask around someone'll tell ya)! What would the world be if someone hadn't come up with this one. "Sad, confused, don't know what to give your significant other on your anniversary? Try a blumpkin and see where the results get you! (results may vary and I, the poster will not be held accountable for any undesirable results!!!)