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Zolton's Facebook Pranks on Cleaning Supply Companies

I originally wrote this piece for MediaShower.com, for use on the late, great comedy site ZuG.com. Text and images published here with permission.

The world is a filthy place. And I'm not just talking about the gaps under our refrigerators, or Mike Rowe's favorite hangouts, or ninety-nine-point-nine-nine percent of the internet. I mean everything. Dirt and muck and dust build up faster than we can clean it -- and once we finally have cleaned it up, it's right back again. Like a boomerang. Or chlamydia. Or Mike Rowe.

How to stem the tide of filth and keep oneself squeaky clean? That's what I aimed to find out, from some of the world's leading dirt-busters (who aren't named Mike Rowe). Read on for my findings -- and my actual posts on the companies' Facebook pages. It's a dirty job -- and who else would do those for you?

(Oh, hush. Smartass.)

iRobot Roomba

The post:

Swiffer

The post:

GooGone

The post:

Purell

The post:

Last week, Zolton rose and shoned'd with pranks on Quaker Oats, Frosted Flakes, Eggo and Philips Norelco. Want to join in the prank? Click the links to see each real-life Facebook post, and comment or 'Like' them to generate more buzz. Or visit Zolton's own Facebook page!



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