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Mar 21, 2015: I'm the Guy and I Don't Know Why
Nov 29, 2014: Blackerer Friday
Oct 10, 2014: Nobody Here But Us Vacationeers
Oct 04, 2014: Do No Farm
Jul 10, 2014: Non-Proudly, Non-Presenting...
Jun 11, 2014: If at First You Don't Pen, Pen, Pen Again
Apr 03, 2014: Occupational Suicide, Chapter #2,481
Nov 18, 2013: If You're Happy, Then I'm... Something, I'm Sure
Nov 14, 2013: Mean, Mean Greens
Nov 10, 2013: (Not) Milking the Moment
Oct 15, 2013: The Schenectady Schmear Charade Chagrin
Oct 03, 2013: Thrice as Nice, But at What Price?
Aug 12, 2013: Some Cruelties You Can't Prevent
Jul 31, 2013: Vacation (Now We Prank Away)
Jul 11, 2013: You Have to Take Chair of Yourself
Jul 03, 2013: One Secret Too Many
Jun 09, 2013: Just for the Falk of It
May 28, 2013: The Signal-to-Annoys Ratio
May 12, 2013: The Memory of Wheeze
Apr 07, 2013: Hawaii, Here I Come
Mar 11, 2013: Face-ing the Judges
Feb 25, 2013: The Look of Lunch
Feb 22, 2013: I'll Just Keep On Trying, Till I Run Out of Certs
Feb 04, 2013: This Hardware's Gone Limp
Jan 31, 2013: The Geriatric Greeting Goof-Up
Dec 06, 2012: Messed, in Texas
Oct 20, 2012: That's the Way the Hooky Crumbles
Aug 20, 2012: The Most Valuable Employee
Jul 28, 2012: Loveliness on an Escalator
May 27, 2012: Crawl Through the Mall
May 21, 2012: Old Acquaintance? Fuggedaboudit!
May 10, 2012: I Think, Therefore... Hoo, Boy
May 06, 2012: Does TOO Compute!
Apr 12, 2012: Cash(-Cow) Cab
Apr 03, 2012: A Day Late and a DC-9 Short
Mar 30, 2012: Of Trip Angst and Clip Envy
Mar 26, 2012: The Poster Parentage Predicament
Feb 21, 2012: Signs of... Progress?
Feb 02, 2012: The Gift That Keeps On Brewing
Jan 14, 2012: Asleep at the Wheelllllllllllllllllllll
Jan 09, 2012: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's OFF at Work, I Know!
Jan 06, 2012: For Every Park, a Snark
Jan 02, 2012: The Man Without a Comp'ny
Dec 15, 2011: Signs, Signs, Ev-uh-ree-whur the Signs
Dec 07, 2011: I Think We Should See Other Burritos
Nov 29, 2011: As the Job Turns
Nov 17, 2011: Tell Grinny Sue I Said 'Hello!'
Oct 07, 2011: A Scandal in Bathroomia
Oct 05, 2011: Alarmed, I'm Sure
Sep 12, 2011: Service Loser
Aug 24, 2011: The Greeting Guard
Aug 18, 2011: Love/Hate in an Elevator
Aug 12, 2011: Hopeless Solo
Aug 01, 2011: I'll Be a Monkey's Frozen Uncle
Jul 26, 2011: One If By Land, Two If Biweekly
Jul 07, 2011: Making Myself Presentable
Jun 22, 2011: HR's Not Gonna Want to Hear This
Jun 13, 2011: Back to the Cave-Rat Race
May 31, 2011: My Own Point of Review
May 05, 2011: A Caf' a Minute
Apr 24, 2011: Enunciator? I Barely Even KNOW 'Er!
Apr 22, 2011: I Thought Girls Liked to Be Noticed
Apr 19, 2011: Genetics for the Rest of Us
Apr 18, 2011: It's a Spandex Train Wreck, Not a Marathon
Apr 13, 2011: Gantt Never Did Anyttttthing
Apr 08, 2011: Hard Sell, with Hoisin Sauce
Mar 25, 2011: Can't Fight That (Friday) Feeling
Mar 23, 2011: The After-Hours Office Adventures
Mar 18, 2011: They Queryin' ERRR'BODY Out Here!
Mar 09, 2011: Vengeful Gods, Gloating Gods
Mar 08, 2011: The Key(board) to Success
Mar 02, 2011: Doofing in the Dark
Feb 21, 2011: Ask Not What You Can Do for Your Presidents
Jun 01, 2009: Not So Sincerely Yours
Apr 16, 2009: Ask Not What You Can Do for Me, Sparky
Apr 02, 2009: Work You With I Like! Many Times Friend Now!
Mar 22, 2009: Weekend Werind: Back to the Old EtWYCPR
Mar 11, 2009: Nothing to Sneeze At
Feb 24, 2009: Five Years Down, Five Minutes to Go?
Feb 19, 2009: Change for a Knuckle(Head)
Feb 06, 2009: TB, or Not TB?
Feb 03, 2009: Nice Guys Finish Assed
Jan 27, 2009: Bearing the Bull
Jan 23, 2009: Bowling Overtime
Jan 13, 2009: The Office Desk, v2.0
Jan 12, 2009: I'll Give You $30 If You Muzzle Her First
Dec 29, 2008: I'd Rather Be Smart Ice Than Dumb Ice
Dec 19, 2008: Just Call Me 'Cresty LaRue'
Feb 20, 2008: That's Not 'Love' In the Air, Mister
Feb 05, 2008: Two-Ply Trouble Brewing
Nov 20, 2007: Back Care for Boneheads
Nov 07, 2007: Out of the Frying Pan...
Jun 08, 2007: These Boots Are Made for What, Now?
Jun 06, 2007: Why, This Office Is Juuuuuust... Wrong
May 15, 2007: Parking is for the Birds
May 03, 2007: The Keys to My Job
Apr 09, 2007: Leaving La Lunch-a Loca
Apr 07, 2007: The Law of Diminishing Redesigns
Mar 16, 2007: Snow Business
Mar 05, 2007: Monday Meeting Misfortunes
Mar 02, 2007: The Kook Catches a Cold
Jan 26, 2007: The Dilemma of the Double Parker
Jan 15, 2007: TMI on MLK
Jan 10, 2007: My, This Is a Tasty Meeting!
Dec 12, 2006: The Vengeance of the Vending Machine
Nov 28, 2006: The Eyes Don't Have It
Nov 21, 2006: Holiday Hooky Is Here Again
Nov 17, 2006: Simp with a Limp
Nov 13, 2006: I Left My Job in San Francisco?
Nov 08, 2006: Not the 'San Francisco Treat', Exactly
Oct 23, 2006: 'Time' Is Not On My Side
Oct 20, 2006: Better 'Late' Than Severed
Oct 17, 2006: The 'Call' of Nature
Oct 13, 2006: What's the Not-So-Good Word?
Oct 12, 2006: Let Your Fingers Do the Stalking?
Oct 06, 2006: Three Weddings and a Fable
Oct 03, 2006: Denim? I've Never Even Seen 'Em!
Sep 20, 2006: A Maternal Dilemma
Sep 15, 2006: Making Meals and Missing Meetings
Sep 01, 2006: Friday Photo Foolishness
Aug 01, 2006: Going Up, Running Down
Jul 30, 2006: Goofball at the Garage
Jul 12, 2006: A Little Lightning Strike Never Killed Anybody... Much
Jul 10, 2006: Just Think of the New 'Smilies' We'll Have
Jul 03, 2006: Love Means Never Having to Carry Prada
Jun 15, 2006: Some Rats Race Further Than Others
Jun 14, 2006: One Habit of Highly Unproductive People
Jun 12, 2006: No Reply Is Good Reply
Jun 11, 2006: Back to the World of Dreams
May 15, 2006: Those $@!%ing Meetings!
May 04, 2006: Is That a Keycard in Your Pocket...
May 03, 2006: McSweeney's 5, Charlie 0
Apr 29, 2006: Knuckling Under
Apr 27, 2006: Damn, It Must Feel Good to Be a Gangsta
Apr 25, 2006: The Five Hundred Dollar Commute
Apr 19, 2006: Three Prongs for a Doctor
Apr 17, 2006: Alzheimer's for Algernon
Apr 11, 2006: Bio Hazards
Mar 31, 2006: No Decongesting on Company Time
Mar 27, 2006: A Cubicle with a View -- and More
Mar 23, 2006: Adventures in Pottysitting
Mar 22, 2006: You've Got... PROBLEMS!
Mar 21, 2006: Truck Appetit
Mar 16, 2006: A Maddening March
Mar 06, 2006: The Seat of My Discomfort
Feb 27, 2006: New Beginnings, Same Old Charlie
Jan 08, 2006: Everybody's Not-Working for the Weekend
Oct 12, 2005: Gracias, Senor Columbus!
Jul 05, 2005: Maybe Big Bird Took a Job in Maintenance?
Jun 27, 2005: Dude, Are the Roosters Even Up at That Hour?
May 23, 2005: I Thought Work Was Supposed to Be Fun
May 12, 2005: Ever Hear of 'High Risk, Low Reward'?
May 05, 2005: At Least I've Got Plenty of Post-Its
May 04, 2005: If I Were a Real Blogger... Maybe I'd Do Less Memes
Apr 28, 2005: Hey, Why Does the New Office Smell Like Asparagus?
Apr 27, 2005: It Feels Like a Firing... But Without All the Shame and Crying!
Apr 19, 2005: Who's Got the Weirdest-Assed Blog Posts?
Apr 07, 2005: Day Job Douchebaggery
Feb 28, 2005: I've Never Wanted a Head on a Stick So Badly
Feb 24, 2005: 'Sick and Twisted' Beats 'Sickly', Any Day of the Week
Feb 17, 2005: Just Another Way to Get Myself Fired
Feb 17, 2005: Looks Like a Late Night at the Office, Honey...
Jan 25, 2005: Please, Mommy, Not Another Meetin'!
Dec 02, 2004: I Knew I Should've Gone Back to Bed
Dec 02, 2004: Can I Go Back to Bed Now?
Oct 20, 2004: There's Such a Thing as Being Too Comfortable at Work
Jun 29, 2004: Man, You Should See My Reference Letters
Jun 22, 2004: My Kingdom for a Key to the Executive Washroom
Jun 10, 2004: Who Else Would Tell You About the 'Fringe Benefits'?
Jun 09, 2004: I Also Accept Large, Extravagant Bribes
May 26, 2004: Ah, the Days of Wine and Roses and Not Shaving for a Week...
May 20, 2004: Counselor, You Are Out of Order! I Object!
May 18, 2004: I Have the Power... But Do I Want the Power?
May 10, 2004: To Sleep, Perchance to Obsess
May 06, 2004: Well, It Works... But It Doesn't Work Work, of Course
May 03, 2004: All Work and No Play Makes Charlie Something Something...
Apr 20, 2004: Welcome! You Should Probably Put These Waders On Now
Apr 07, 2004: You Call This Progress?!
Apr 04, 2004: Requiem for a Weekend
Mar 12, 2004: 'Good Communication Skills'? Oh, We'll See About That
Feb 21, 2004: Where I Prove Conclusively That Work Is Not an Option
Jan 13, 2004: Random Thoughts After a Hard Day's Work
Dec 08, 2003: Oh Sure, I Can Have That Tomorrow! No Problem!
Nov 30, 2003: I Feel So Young Again! Young, and... Um, Stupid, Actually
Nov 24, 2003: A Rant, a Story, and a 'Contest' Update -- What More Could You Want?
Nov 04, 2003: An End Table... A Countertop... For Crissakes, a Milk Crate -- Gimme Something Over Here!
Oct 31, 2003: Yeah, That's Pretty Much My Life in a Nutshell
Oct 19, 2003: I Wonder Whether There's a 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' Checklist
Oct 14, 2003: People Really Do This Shit Five Days a Week?
Oct 13, 2003: Back to the 'Grind' (Not the Fun, Spanky Kind, Either)
Oct 07, 2003: May I Have the Extension for 'Maladjusted Shit-for-Brains', Please?
Sep 30, 2003: Could You at Least Write It Down, and Just Hand Me the Note?
Sep 27, 2003: Damn, Now I'm Gonna Have to Start Wearing Pants Again
Sep 22, 2003: Now This Is a 'Two for Tuesday'!
Sep 21, 2003: A Tie By Any Other Name Would Still Be a Damned Stupid Idea
Sep 18, 2003: Tell Me, O Mighty Liege of Destruction, How Many Vacation Weeks Will I Have?
Sep 12, 2003: Is It Mandatory to Shower Before an Interview?
Sep 03, 2003: Sometimes a Rat Race Is Better Than No Race at All
Sep 01, 2003: In a State of Uncertainty (And Anticipated Bureaucracy)
Aug 24, 2003: The Eight-Year Itch -- Does Lightning Strike Twice?
Aug 07, 2003: Read One, Get Three Free!
Jul 23, 2003: Y'Know, I've Seen Some Ants Around Here, Too. Can I Claim Them?
Jul 22, 2003: Thou Shalt Not Worketh, Nor Searcheth for a Job
Jul 15, 2003: The First Day of the Rest of My Life?
Jul 10, 2003: Going Up, or Going Down?
Jun 25, 2003: "Hey, Where Is Everybody Today? Did I Miss a Memo?"

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