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Jan 16, 2015:
Just Say No-Lympics
Dec 18, 2012:
He Who Procrastinates Is Limped
Nov 04, 2012:
Hard Lessons, Soft Balls
Oct 12, 2012:
Three 'Fores!' and a Cloud of Dust
Sep 30, 2012:
Right Said Ed
Sep 18, 2012:
Eek!Cards #100: One Turkey Is All You Need
Apr 07, 2012:
Master-ing an Assignment
Feb 07, 2012:
My Sunday Less-Than-Best
Jan 21, 2012:
Concerto in D-43! D-43! Hut! Hut! HUT!!
Jan 19, 2012:
Racqueteering
Dec 19, 2011:
Ruck Me, Ruck You, Ruckus All!
Oct 22, 2011:
Your Greater-Than-Average Joe
Oct 21, 2011:
Of Gutters, Greg and Getting Off the Couch
Oct 17, 2011:
Weekend, As Usual
Sep 17, 2011:
Attack of the Opinions
Jun 11, 2011:
A Sketchy Beginning
Jun 08, 2011:
The Best Laid Non-Plans
May 25, 2011:
Never Let 'Em See You Drizzle
May 09, 2011:
Do Chipmunks Have Chakras?
May 06, 2011:
The Embiggening Juxtaposition
Apr 30, 2011:
Now Batting, Bob... Brasky?
Apr 28, 2011:
Talkin' Football
Apr 15, 2011:
MythBostoning
Mar 16, 2011:
The Fauxga Party
Mar 11, 2011:
The 'Sport'-ing Life
Mar 05, 2011:
Let's Get Physics-ical!
Feb 25, 2011:
The Only Good Skis Are Brew-Skis
Apr 26, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Hot Times Call for Soft Balls
Apr 08, 2009:
Perfect Words, Imperfect Timing
Mar 29, 2009:
Weekend Werind: There's Plenty of Crying in Basketball
Mar 19, 2009:
With Friends Like These, Who Needs Doctors?
Mar 18, 2009:
You Think Misty May Had These Problems?
Feb 20, 2009:
S'No Boarding Like Snowboarding
Feb 12, 2009:
A Bum Skier
Feb 02, 2009:
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Squash, But Couldn't Find in the Remedial Class Pamphlet
Feb 01, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Stupor Bowl Sunday
Jan 23, 2009:
Bowling Overtime
Jan 11, 2009:
Weekend Werind: Everybody Out of the Pool Hall
Jan 30, 2008:
Spinal Tee, Not for Me
Jan 10, 2008:
What, Too Far?
Nov 20, 2007:
Back Care for Boneheads
Jul 09, 2007:
An All-Star All-Star Lineup
Jul 02, 2007:
Feeling Fenway
Jun 01, 2007:
The 'Crack' of the Bat?
May 02, 2007:
A Baseball Triple Play
Mar 13, 2007:
Tournament? What Tournament?
Feb 10, 2007:
Bugs & Cranks. Not Cranky. Or Buggy.
Jan 18, 2007:
The High Flying Falcon
Dec 06, 2006:
The Five Stages of Moo Goo Gai Pan
Nov 29, 2006:
Gym Dandy
Nov 02, 2006:
Game Plans for Geezers
Oct 23, 2006:
'Time' Is Not On My Side
Oct 16, 2006:
Athletics for the Rest of Us
Oct 05, 2006:
Coach as Coach Can
Sep 14, 2006:
Who's on First? You Don't Wanna Know
Sep 12, 2006:
A Rash Decision
Sep 08, 2006:
Play Twice, Pay the Price
Sep 05, 2006:
The Art of Athletic Enlightenment
Aug 22, 2006:
Strawberry Flanks Forever
Aug 21, 2006:
Just Don't Ask Me to Bunt
Aug 20, 2006:
Worship at the Church of the Aluminum Bat
Aug 16, 2006:
Nice Guys Finish... Ahead of Me
Aug 10, 2006:
At Least I Got to Third Base
Jul 27, 2006:
Road Trip to the Evil Empire
Jul 20, 2006:
Backtalk from the Batter's Box
Jul 12, 2006:
A Little Lightning Strike Never Killed Anybody... Much
Jun 19, 2006:
The Chowderhead Cheerleader
May 10, 2006:
Bump, Set... Spastic Hernia?
May 08, 2006:
Hot Corner Halfwit
Apr 29, 2006:
Knuckling Under
Apr 22, 2006:
Lost in a Fantasy World
Apr 13, 2006:
Kings for a Day
Mar 26, 2006:
Seats Fit for a King
Mar 24, 2006:
McSweeney's 4, Charlie 0
Mar 20, 2006:
Play Whereever You Want, Alfie -- Just Don't Hurt Nobody!
Mar 16, 2006:
A Maddening March
Mar 15, 2006:
Yay, Rosannadannas! Go, Team!
Mar 13, 2006:
Cuddyer? I Barely Even Cud-Know Her!
Feb 05, 2006:
Super Bowls Ain't What They Used to Be
Jan 29, 2006:
Farewell, Sweet Sundays
Jan 14, 2006:
Now You Sumo, Now You Don't
Dec 08, 2005:
Why Imogene Coca? I Have No Idea
Dec 04, 2005:
Hut! Hut!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Nov 14, 2005:
Seeing Red at Seeing Red
Nov 06, 2005:
I'm an Athletic Supporter!
Oct 01, 2005:
I'll Wear the Shirts, But I'm Not Gettin' on the Field
Jun 21, 2005:
I Can Almost Smell the Pine Tar Now
Jun 15, 2005:
You Learn Something New Every Game
Jun 03, 2005:
I'll Pat Your Backside, if You Pat My Backside Back
Mar 19, 2005:
It's March -- and I'm
Mad
!
Feb 13, 2005:
When Sports Cliches Attack!
Feb 02, 2005:
Honor Among Scalpers
Feb 01, 2005:
Go, Pats... and Pass the Brewskis
Oct 19, 2004:
Lucy, I've Got Some 'Splaining to Do
Oct 16, 2004:
The Game That Almost Was, and Then It Wasn't
Aug 15, 2004:
Has It Been Four Years Already?
Aug 01, 2004:
Dinner's on Him Tonight -- Who Wants Sushi?
Jul 25, 2004:
There's No Such Thing as a 'Friendly Game'
Jul 19, 2004:
Well, I Can't Very Well Write About... the
Other
Thing
Jul 01, 2004:
It Was the Best of Games, It Was the Worst of Games...
Jun 26, 2004:
A Not-So-Very-Super Bowl
Jun 03, 2004:
Wasn't the 'Girth' Nonsense Bad Enough, People?
Apr 10, 2004:
Baseball and Sushi and Nipples, Oh My!
Mar 30, 2004:
If You Take 'Em Out to the Ball Game, Make Sure You Take 'Em Home, Too!
Mar 25, 2004:
How's About a Halftime 'Pep Talk'?
Mar 21, 2004:
Hey, Can I Get My Assignments Diagrammed on a Telestrator, Too?
Mar 14, 2004:
Mmmm... Brackets. Mmmm... Beer.
Mar 01, 2004:
Who Do You Love? And While We're at It, Who Do You
Hate
?
Feb 29, 2004:
I'll Let You Bump, Just So Long As I Get to Spike
Feb 29, 2004:
Play? Play Ball! And Pour Me a Beer While You're At It
Feb 17, 2004:
My Random Thoughts, as Influenced By the
Simpsons
Jan 10, 2004:
Stadium, Shmadium -- Somebody Get Me Another Beer
Dec 14, 2003:
Are You Ready for Some Snowballs? (aka, 'All My Rowdy Friends Are Freezing Their 'Nads Off Tonight!)
Oct 26, 2003:
Oh, I'll Be an Asshole... But What Kind of Asshole?
Oct 18, 2003:
You're From Where? Hey, I Heard a Poem About You!
Oct 15, 2003:
Random Shit That Non-Baseball Fans Probably Won't Give a Damn About
Oct 09, 2003:
I Got Your 'Friendly Confines' Right Here
Oct 05, 2003:
All I'm Asking for Is a Sporting Chance
Sep 23, 2003:
The Sox Are Locks! (Though That Might Be 'Bol-Locks')
Sep 14, 2003:
Whatever You Do, Don't Lick the Aluminum Bats
Sep 05, 2003:
This Is the Dawning of the Age of Pigskin and Pork Rinds
Aug 27, 2003:
But I Can't Play This Game... I've Gotta Go Watch That Game!
Aug 02, 2003:
I'll Call Your Sweaty Ass, and Raise You Three Chewed-On Stogies
Jul 06, 2003:
48 Million People Can Be Horribly, Horribly Wrong
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