Don't They Teach You People Math in 'Weather School'? [Where the Hell Was I?]

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January 16, 2004

Don't They Teach You People Math in 'Weather School'?

Assholes!

Currently: 2	Fair/Windy	Hi: 15
		Lo: 9

I pulled this 'forecast' from Yahoo earlier this afternoon. Now look, you muddle-headed meteorologist morons:

If it's TWO fricking degrees now, then the low for the day cannot be NINE!!

Sure, by tonight, they'll get it right and have a proper high and low... but that's too damned late! I could figure this stuff out after the fact. What are we paying these people for, anyway?

Damn you bastards and your revisionist histories! I want the truth, dammit! The truth!

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Posted by Charlie on January 16, 2004 | Email Me

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hahahahahaha!!!!!!! classic!!!!!!!!

Posted by: nv | January 17, 2004 11:14 PM

You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: zoot | January 18, 2004 3:34 PM

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